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fresh cream on raspberries? i won’t say no.

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first order of business: this is post #500. wacky.

more importantly, i just went to a 3 hour free lunch of women. lots and lots of women. being all womanly. which in this case appears to mean: picking at salads, avoiding the carbs inherent in the bread roll, being chatty, and anti-men. (I mopped my salad bowl with the bread after layering it with butter, attempted to disappear into the chair fabric so as not to be a charming luncheon conversationalist partner, and was anti-men [it’s not hard].)

in addition we looked at beautiful photographs of geisha taken by the guest lecturer, while i avoided my history teacher, terrified she would ask me how my paper was going.

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these things really have nothing to do with each other

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yesterday i had a 12 hour date. and realized what a huge nerd i really, really am. due to many factors, which include: the large number of bad movies i’ve seen, my reading tastes of terry pratchett, and my tendency to play a game where the currency is meat. but also i realized that boy nerds like girl nerds. so that’s ok.

there’s a boy living in my room. his name is jeff. supposedly it’s only for 3 weeks. my rapidly beating heart screams that even 3 minutes is too long for a boy to be squatting in my room in close proximity to old writings and potential secrets. but today he installed a door knob in the garage door and my mother vocally fantasized about all the other things he might fix before he leaves. i think she’s enjoying the whole indentured servant thing.

lindsay came to visit recently (friend from college in washington). and we went out to dinner in jack london square. i did what i always do. viciously snap pictures when people weren’t looking. sadly this always seems to amount to a lot of pictures of people’s rear ends.

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…home

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being alone for the first time in two weeks is odd. it’s like missing a limb. not that i would know what that feels like. i could try sitting on my hand for a while and then flap it around uselessly until the blood came back, but that’s really not going to compare. now kim is buying plates and lamps without my creative input. which basically means that she doesn’t get me making absurd comments about patterns looking like germs under a microscope.

i realized some things on this trip across the country with kim. and one of the most important things i came to understand is that i can never, ever, ever live anywhere besides the west coast. california, oregon, and washington, you are all i have, if you will have me. some places were beautiful, or gorgeous even. some had nice people who would call me endearments, but no place was home.

driving back to my apartment yesterday i saw the spire of the church bell tower on my campus in the distance and almost cried with delight. i missed it. i actually missed a bell tower in a city i don’t even like to live in that much. i missed my mom’s house, i missed my cats, i missed my apartment, i even missed my neighborhood. i missed the smell, the weather, the competent merging traffic, the atmosphere.

people are different everywhere but you are always the same. i am a product of my upbringing and that stamps me as a californian down to every finger and toe. i belong in the bay area because it resides in me.

which is not to say that i didn’t take entirely too many pictures of all these exotic locales that we travelled thru. they can be found here and are broken into the various states. in particular i recommend the following pictures/movies. so if you look at nothing else, at least catch these.

kim and i at arches national park in utah.

a video of me beating up a cattle guard. truly excellent when you actually know what a cattle guard is.

swine barn at the missouri state fair.

kim on a trampoline in st. louis, missouri

kim and i emerging into sunlight after being on a tour of mammoth caves national park.

kim gaining KoL adventures by eating white castle fries and me doing the same

vidoe of me pretending to be a mountain lion on the blue ridge parkway. and kim laughing at me.

jolie and i on her bed in maryland

there’s also a video tour given by kim of her new apartment. but i’m having some troubles uploading it. i’ll let you know when it’s up though. and really i recommend a lot more pictures than just these too. there’s some real gems in there.

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short time coming

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california: eastern=eh.

nevada: eh. desert. ok.

utah: 1st half= eh. arches national park = beautiful.

colorado: 1st half was lovely, 2nd half was like kansas.

kansas: shit. shit shit shit.

missouri: much like kansas until st. louis. which was nice. and then it was like illinois.

illinois: argh.

indiana: oh argh argh.

kentucky: you are so pretty!

west virginia: inbred coal burners.

virginia: child molesters according to roanoke. blue ridge parkway=excellent.

maryland: YUCK. (except for jolie. and raul. and seeing ‘the village’ again.)

delaware: DOUBLE YUCK.

pennsylvania: well…

kim’s apartment: lovely and lavender.

kim’s campus: under construction.

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forest ranger tye impersonates the kool-aid dood

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earlier today i stopped at hunchback rock on the blue ridge parkway in virginia and pretended to be a mountain lion on top of a rock. unbeknownst to me, kim then videotaped me. the insolent whore. “rawr!” i go, “rawrrrr….”

it is quite possibly better than the video of me kicking the cattle guard.

perhaps not. cattle guards do incense me, after all.

tomorrow? on to jolie’s welcoming bosom!

postscript: bob nichols in lewisburg, west virginia is a fine, fine man. don’t ask him about guys shooting their heads off with shotguns though, because it will end in a chin. not manchin for governor though. he’s ok.

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