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school of rock

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jack black rocks. ok, this movie is beyond childish but it’s really quite good. i mean, sure jack black’s character ‘dewey finn’ is a bit of an ass, but the kids are so fucking adorable. and the whole concept is so great. plus it’s rocking.

story: jb gets kicked out of his band and has no money while his roommate, a substitute teacher, is demanding the rent. he takes a call for said roomie and pretends to be him to get a subbing job at a prestigious private school. there he finds out the kids are all classically trained on various instruments and he sets up the classroom to teach them about rock n roll. in order to get back at his bandmates who kicked him out he enters himself and the kids in the “battle of the bands” contest. blah blah blobbity blah

so many moments in this movie are just pure funny. i was giggling pretty much the whole time. admittedly, not many people that i know would appreciate this movie, but it is basically appealing to all ages and keeps jack black within circumscribed limits so that it can remain good wholesome fun.

the best part about this movie is definitely the kids. they are amazing. and soooo funny. there’s one, who jack black calls ‘fancy pants’, who is the token gay kid. he is fucking sweet. he gets to be the band’s ‘stylist’, although no one agrees with his flashy glitter rock style. he also calls jack black ‘tacky’, which was a wonderful moment for all concerned. then there’s the lead guitarist who is incredibly talented and also very silly when learning how to properly make facial expressions while strumming. summer, the band’s manager, is this anal retentive little girl who is completely bossy but still adorable and has the brilliant idea which gets them into the ‘battle of the bands’ (they all pretend to be terminally ill). freddy, the drummer, even lies down on the ground because that is how dedicated he is to faking illness, and boy howdy is he ever serious about being punk. the singers have lovely voices, the groupies tart themselves up nicely and take ‘adoring the band’ very seriously.

with so many people in the movie and all the kids being together with jack black in almost every scene, it was hard for things to be distinguished. but the director gives you time to take in everything that is going on in the foreground, background, left, right. which is good. since it gives one time to fully appreciate what everyone is doing while taking it all in as a whole. there’s usually little absurd things going on in pockets which are great fun to catch.

joan cusack as the principal is an inspired choice. jack black is greatly asinine. and the kids steal the show. plus their song is catchy.

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today i investigated my belly button. i wish now that i had not.

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today in class, i devolved into a middle schooler. as did most of the rest of the class.

see, there’s different characters for all the sounds in the japanese language. and they have lines of sounds which are similar. one that we were discussing today is called the “ha” line. it’s all the “h” sounds, and goes “ha, hi, fu, he, ho.” then you can add this thing called “ten ten” to the characters to make them “b” sounds. in addition you can add a “maru” to make them “p” sounds. “ten ten” is two vertical slashes on the upper left hand side of the character and “maru” is a small circle in the same place.

the things is, when you add the circle “hi” and “fu” become “pi” and “pu”. coincidence? i think not.

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scabies survivor

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i had this other webpage. the scabies one. which was the first one gene gave me before i moved over to sushi. and now gene is moving everything from the east coast to the west coast and clearing stuff out in the process. so i am rescuing all that i care about from the scabies webpage to go here so that it can be deleted. i decided all i really wanted still on the internet from there was our haiku contest page. so here you shall find haiku war transplanted.

(it’s really long so i am making it an extended read)

(gene, feel free to delete scabies now)

AAAAA-CHOOOOOO! HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKU!

jacob=sexual dogs, gene=scabies, michele=blow jobs JACOB AND MICHELE = WAR, FULL OUT VICIOUS WAR WITH NO CASUALTY LIMITS, NO NEGOTIATING, NO FRIENDLY FIRE, NO ROASTING OF MARSHMALLOWS AT THE FRIENDLY FIRE, NO GAMES OF “FIND THE SOAP” IN THE LOCKER ROOM, NO PEACE–ONLY WAR.

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“are you being snippy with me? god is snippy.”

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(completely unrelated, jacob have you heard of this movie?)

i just watched this new show called joan of arcadia about, you guessed it, a modern day jeanne d’arc.

this show bothered me on many levels. god appears in human form and wanders into her life and tells her to do things. god. being all chatty. god. then he takes a different form all the time. but one of the first and so far longest running ones (there’s been a total of one episode so this isn’t saying much) he takes is that of a cute high school boy. to fit in while talking to joan. this immediately made my brain jump to the conclusion that she should have a crush (which she even admits to). he should reciprocate. there should be smooching. but no, because he’s GOD.

but they’ve raised my expectations for high school romance now. i can’t be satisfied with this god character next showing up as a middle-aged, african-american woman masquerading as a lunch lady and wearing a hair net.

this show is just wrong. the final straw came when i realized that john ritter’s son, jason, is playing joan’s older brother in a wheelchair. it’s like capitalization. only really not. fuck this i’m going to bed.

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