the last two days, i’ve been wearing my glasses to work due to the fact that i’m having allergic reactions to everything right now. these are the responses to said glasses:
“michele, i didn’t know you wore glasses!”
“michele, you look so cute in those!”
“are you wearing glasses?”
“you look really good in glasses!”
“are those real?” (bible thumping mary seemed to think i might be trying to make some fashion statement and wearing fake glasses to look cool. which is funny considering how much i hate my glasses, wearing glasses, and how i look in glasses.)
in other news my mother just informed me that my brother is MOVING OUT IN SEPTEMBER. since i am moving back there next month, this means that i will get THREE BEDROOMS OF MY VERY OWN instead of the one very small one. and my own bathroom! and no more nasty ferret stink! but then again also…no more fun boy friends over all the time….and no more funny brother there all the time…but no more nasty girl friends all the fucking time with the using of my shampoo. skanky bitches. but guess who he’s going to live with! corey fucking miller! argh!
that ferret is wearing a fleece vest. yes. a fleece vest. just what every ferret needs. click on him to see another ferret. if you care that much about ferrets. are these ferrets friends with the kitten or EATING the kitten?
Mommy, why the ferret is trying to eat the kitten?
No, honey…um…the ferret is pushing the kitten to the hospital…
good mary mother of jesus, i laughed so hard at the ferret song, i am now sitting in a puddle of my own piss. i mean, no, that would be gross, i uh, i just thought it was really funny, ok? lay off!!!
I love Ferrets because they like to listen to Inflatable Supermodel, Who I might add is not just a band for ferrets but music that everyone except Michele can enjoy.
hey i can enjoy it! just not while i’m driving….
kristen wants someone to push HER to the hospital.
and someone said before lunch, “are those new glasses? (as if i’d been wearing different ones before) you look so SMART in them. (ARGH.)”
so, are they fake?
what the glasses? hells no. i am blind without them, it’s just that normally i wear contacts, but stupid allergies are making my eyes water and itch, so glasses…that was a really unexciting story.
they are totally fake. (lie) and along with being totally fake, they also have x-ray vision. (lie) because i use them to spy on people, since i work for the cia. (lie)
but are your BOOBS fake though?
snicker. what, you think i have enough money to get a breast job? whacko.
um, i was talkin’ about the ferrets.
ferrets don’t have breasts, you sick bastard!
so if i were to show up for baseball tonite, where would is show up?
ferrets aren’t fake!
psst kristen some of them do have breasts. or at least nipples. speaking of nipples. go here:
http://www.msn.egreetings.com/display.pd?L0=61&L1=502&L2=1037&L3=50615&L4=0&L5=0&bfrom=1&prodnum=3014271
one of the most brilliant cards i’ve seen in a long ass time.
phill. ummm…..from oakland (which is where you live, yes?) you go on 24 and then take 680 and get off at contra costa exit and umm…turn right at the first light, go straight on contra costa, turn left on gregory, turn right off gregory at the first light and then turn left immediately into the parking lot and we’ll be in the park somewhere on one of the baseball diamonds (hopefully unless they are both taken.
or there will be a pick up operation in effect at the phill bart station at 6:25. look for the jew in flannel (jason) and a girl with short dark hair and glasses (tonya) waiting for a ride, on the side where the buses go not the taxis.
dammit!! CH is back up but i KNOW i wrote something on august 1st and posted it. i have no idea what it was. it appears to be missing. and we still can’t get into our system to update our pages. grrrr this sucks ass.
I’m commenting here only to see if I get translated into german.
german is a fine language, with many fascinating dipthongs.
what is “dipthong” in german?
apparently it’s dipthong.
pack it up
slack it
keep it up
skanky bitches comin to do that thang
skanky fucking whores dont like mah daddy
cuz hes dirty
whoa. what the hell?
preposterous!
who let this man come preposterate all over sushi?
what a fabulous sentence.