August 20, 2002 by

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jolie’s back to being on the home page of ups.edu. go check her out plus the newly designed coolio webpage.

7 Responses to ups

  1. didofoot

    “an advocate of the people” sounds like a superhero thing to me. at least SOMEBODY can manage a superhero identity, hint retard baseball losers end hint.

    sometimes i click links.

  2. jason

    I’m sorry, Kristen, but I couldn’t possibly come as a superhero to the Berkeley campus. The hippies might think I’m one of them, and they’ll come up to me all like “hey, man, I’ve got some weed, man, if you’ve got a lighter” and like “man, I’m like total friends with this girl who got, like, trampled at WTO, dude,” and then I couldn’t be held responsible for anything that happened to their testicles.

  3. michele

    that’s funny jason. considering erica’s new room-mate, the hippie kevin suffered no ill effects when he offered you weed. secretly deep down you like the hippies, don’t you?

  4. jason

    It’s true! It’s all true! I’m on my way to sell some glass pipes even as we speak.

    And he isn’t a hippie. He’s just laaaaid back. There’s a difference. I don’t really know how to explain the beard, though. It’s probably just a hologram.

  5. michele

    jason. the man is a fucking hippie. he reeks of it.

    jolie is our friend. who you will meet if you come to baseball tomorrow. cause she will be there.

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