Today, John wrote this to me:
When I become emporer I’m going to have two large harems, one full of beatifull women and one full of raging hot studs.� However, Katherine made it clear that I don’t get to visit the harem.� So, I’m forced to leave them open to my loyal and single aids during my reign (I’ll watch of course, because I’m sure I’ll be a completely debase and perverted emporer).� Anyway, I realized last night that you didn’t have an aid position yet, so you’ll be my “Cheif of Pleasure”.� Your job will be to recruit and maintain both harems.� You’ll also be required to “test” them as needed to ensure that they are of the highest calibur.� The tests remain up to you…
-John
fucking sweet ass, doods.
it’s a sad day when no one cares abou tthe cheif of pleasure. see if any of YOU get to be in the harem now.
looks like i’ll have to dress up as a wrastler from one of those mexican fotonovellas to get in.
i am el whore-o! and i’ve come to be a part of the harem advertised here in this ad.
hmmmm well el-whore o marquez, it’s a very dangerous job. and dirty to boot. involving lots of stamping feet and being kicked roundly by filthy boots. are you *sure* you want the job? ah fuck the interview process, let’s just go straight to the sex tests……
man i am soooo excited about this job. i’m a little horrifed that it’s being offered to me by my cousin. but i will overlook that.
fascinating how stalker m@ hasn’t yet commented on this one. maybe he thought it was too easy.