happy birthday jacob! you get crap art! man i like this crap little children’s artwork. now we shall see if i get in serious dipshit trouble for stealing a picture from his webpage without asking for it first. i probably will. something will piss him off and then it’ll be all over. i’m screwed.
p.s. jacob-what kind of present might you be most interested in receiving?
Thanks! That present question is a very tough one. Maybe….a pony? Or failing that, how about….something neat-o keen?
I’m pretty bad at naming things people should get me for my birthday…
i can see that. you have failed me miserably. do you have an amazon wish list? or do you scorn such things?
i found it. you have a shitty wishlist.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/wishlist/2MYRJGQTCP4LE/ref%3Dwl%5Fs%5F3/002-1240655-9192831
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PIRATE JACOB!
i have the perfect present for you, and if you feel compelled to return the favor then you can chip in on my dinner on the 19th.
crap art. shitty wishlist. poop on you jacob. that’s what you get for your birthday.
and i mean that in the sincerest of ways.
hey! i was not pooping on him. i liked the crap art. and i like the ONE THING on his wishlist. i just think he should have more things than just the one on it. so that then people could get him more things. you see? more presents! more and ever more!
Hmmm….Actually, I had completely forgotten about that wishlist. So maybe buying me anything (the one thing) on it wouldn’t be such a good idea. I’ll update it….sometime? Hopefully soon. Then you can all bask in the glory of my uber-wishlist, even though it will be weeks after my birthday and your inclination to buy me presents has passed.
what? you don’t WANT princess mononoke dvd?
Well, I *do* want Princess Mononoke on DVD….but I haven’t updated my wishlist in so long, there might be OTHER things I want more than the DVD.
Although, if you’ve already gotten me Princess Mononoke, I’ll jump up and down for joy…
Although I hope you didn’t order anything from my wishlist today. I just found out that the shipping address listed was oolllllddd. As in, Tacoma old. I just updated it (1pm), so anything you order from it now should be fine…
tacoma shipping address!
now *that* is *dorky*.
commenting for no reason,
kristen
anything i order from it? all one of the things on it?
i didn’t order it. and i won’t. cause whoo boy, amazon is far more expensive than other places i could get things from. 4 fingered methods come into play!
ooo 2 things…
4-finger discount? Were you in some sort of crippling but somehow funny and endearing accident, or do you mean 5-finger discount?
i think i meant 5.
Okie-dokie. The wishlist is all updated. You could even use it as a guide for your crippled 4-fingerness.
dude, that was my favorite crappy children’s artwork picture too! that little guy is the best, he looks like those little worm-like creatures that mermaids got turned into by the fat octopus woman in the little mermaid, ala disney.
i am so with you on this one!