my brother has a debut (de… boo!) album out. which really is more of a promotional cd to hand out to get more paying gigs. but if anyone else wants a copy, i could make one and give it to you. it’s free even. it’s like non-useful promotion being done on my part. he also wanted everyone who was involved in the pre-stylus-booth-at-coachella-being-a-fiasco to know that he was grateful for the support.
jacob and dianna’s new pad is the shiznitch. plus i’m quite fond of deadwood now. plus corn-pone (sp?) is the tastiest thing ever. plus i can’t believe i went from the party to my house and directly started writing on here. shit. that’s just lame.
but really i came to write because i realized something while i was parking and had to share. so. much like my random issues with things like the CH counter. i also have issues with having to park on the street in front of my house instead of in the driveway. once, for example, i did my brother’s algebra homework in order to have the driveway space for a whole month. i’m a freak. and i admit that. HOWEVER i think there might be a reason for this madness. see, here at my house we have some of the NOSIEST neighbors alive. and the thing is that they don’t DO ANYthing. they would just sit in their garage with the garage door open all day long and watch the street. once, they told jason after he had driven all the way from vegas that no one was at my house and he sat in his car for like half an hour even though i was inside the whole time. and the thing was that they did this, not on the basis of knowledge of whether anyone was home or not, but because they’d never seen jason before. therefore they just assumed that he was probably up to no good in the neighborhood and that our house and thier house and everybody’s houses needed to be protected from this unassuming, but potentially dangerous, jew. i have a point here. which is. if you park in the driveway you’re out in the open for less time where they can see you and talk to you and beckon you over than when you have to walk all the way down to the street to get in your car. then you’re practically across the street already and in thier clutches. i live my life trying to evade these people. currently, the TR-3, which remains un-saleable and broken, takes up the driveway space which could be mine full-time. i fucking hate that car at this point. and nothing is being done about it. which i also hate. why the fuck does it get the prime location when it’s never even used? why can’t it be on the street? i live in mortal dread of going out to my car. which, yes, is pathetic. but still.
I hate those fucking stoners!
I mean the garage-niks, not your brother, whose CD I want to get a copy of.
ha ha ha!! i forgot about all the pot muffins the neighbors make. sweet fucking jesus. they really are stoners too. it’s absurd. they love thier muffins.
i’ll mail you a copy, friend shamai.
Thank you, Comrade Gibney.
it doesn’t actually appear to be working yet, but doug has his own site now, linked over to the right. ‘
http://www.cementhorizon.com/basefree
ya, he hasn’t posted anything yet.
So, how’s the car broken? What doesn’t work? Why hasn’t it been fixed? I could take a look at it. I think it’s a fabulous car.
Oh, and thanks for the mention above Michele. I kinda thought nobody heard my bad joke yesterday. Sigh….
Oh, and what do you think of the modification I just made to the “What else is new” comment section? Pretty cool eh? eh?
Sushi (7)
well
Sushi (8) now
would you like to OWN THE CAR? we could sell it to you. she wants at least 8000 in order to break even. but maybe we could go down to 7000. i don’t know what’s wrong with it….gunther (another neighbor. a german neighbor) looked at it. and said some things. i dunno what.
i like this new numbering thing! it’s cool!
p.s. casper-dork.
hmm… I don’t think I could pay 7 grand for a car that doesn’t work, but I’d love to fix it and drive it around.
you could pay 7 grand, fix it, and then drive it around. it’s a steal i tell you.
umm…I’m unemployed.
I’ll pass.
and on another note, turns out corn pone is not southern name for corn bread, it’s eggless corn bread
http://eat.epicurious.com/dictionary/food/index.ssf?DEF_ID=1185
Wow Gene, you’re all over this comment page today.
Sushi(13).
I’m sure the irritation caused by having an unused, potentially non-functional car in a perfectly good driveway is unbounded. But now the driveway is yours – muahahahahah!