Monthly Archives: June 2003

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holy crap

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Categories: General

i did it. i totally just did it. i sent an email to the boss and co-boss telling them that i want to quit at the end of june. I DID IT YES I DID IT QUITTING QUITTING QUITTING!!

i would, um, like to take this space to thank, SINCERELY, kristen, nuala, and jason (for an hour and a half today), who have put up with me dithering and questioning and rethinking and being a complete pain in their respective asses. and also marina who read voluminous correspondence about it. and really all of the rest of you who have suffered thru my tirades and stupidity about this dumb ass job. now if only they don’t kick my ass tomorrow and tell me that i can take my resignation and shove it and that i shouldn’t bother coming back the rest of the month because fuck me anyway who do i think i am. and my basic insecurity reasserts itself…i don’t want anyone to be really ANGRY with me…

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the italian job

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Categories: Movie Reviews

first off, let me say that it is truly absurd how obsessed i am with seth green. that said:

seth green seth green seth green!!!

this movie was pretty fucking sweet in my seth green obsessed opinion. he had good lines, a cute smile, grungy cute clothes, the longest eyelashes ever, and a made up dialogue by himself impersonating handsome rob hitting on becky. sexy fucking little bastard.

the car chase scenes were fun. the speeding little mini’s were sweet. marky mark was good, jason statham was handsome, mos def was adorable, and charlize theron plays vulnerable sex appeal to perfection. on the flip side there was edward norton who is not a very convincing villain and had hideous facial hair. i still love him, but jesus that goatee was awful.

it wasn’t suspenseful or scary, but it was an enjoyable time and is good on the big screen. plus some beautiful shots in venice if you’re missing the good old days in europe.

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(just look at that adorability. ahhhh.)

back door lover mmhmhmhm doo doo da doo. hee hee hee.

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down with love

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Categories: Movie Reviews

(saw this movie a while ago and lazily have not gotten around to reviewing till now)

note: i think it’s important and i forgot to include it initally, but this movie is directed by peyton reed, the same man who directed ‘BRING IT ON.’ i think that should be a little telling.

if only i could watch ewan mcgregor stride around in those clothes with that smile for 2 hours and be completely content my life would be so much easier. however the plot, writing, and acting of renee zellweger threw me off and into a distaste for this movie.

it’s in the way she walks with the ass swung as far as possible to each side with every step. in the way she holds her hands up like a small squirrel will begging for food. in the way she talks with that irritating high pitched lilt. i just cannot bring myself to like her. except when she’s got some weight on her bones and is playing bridget jones’. and even then it’s all mostly about the colin firth.

there’s this great plot twist in the movie. i won’t give it away. but it almost ALMOST makes up for the sheer trite tripe of the rest of the movie. for like 30 seconds after it’s revealed i sat there dumb and gaping going, ‘well hell, this movie is practically a jeweled gem all of a sudden!’ but then it slid back into another 20 minutes or so of stupidity and i lost my affection for it again.

the fact that they were trying SO HARD to make a cart grant old skool type romantic comedy but in color and without the innocence of those days was just lame. the scene where ewan and renee are on the phone and are simulating sex with the split screen shots was funny, don’t get me wrong, but also just too contrived.

ewan was great. david hyde pierce was hell of funny, brilliant comic genius of a man. but on the whole down with love (about which i was very excited) was rather a disappointment. due to the complete lack of special effects or big screen budget, i would recommend rental over paying full admission price.

good lord, do you think that’s his wife? she’s adorable!

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i am precious, could i be your girl

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Categories: Uncategorized

the funny thing is that i seem to always keep parts of my life a secret. i like secrets. i was also nervous to write about this here because 1) it felt a little too unreal to be true and speaking of it would have either popped it like a bubble or made it all too true and i don’t think i was ready for either of those possibilities. 2) i wasn’t sure if my cohorts knew of this page’s existence/read it at all and didn’t want to say anything in case it backfired on me for some reason. but now i realize that it is real and it might be happening and i can write about it here if i want as long as i don’t use anyone’s full name to confound search engines.

last year i took a class online on film theory thru this co-operation between ucla, the austrailian national film school, and some british film school conglomerate. it was fun and i wrote papers and watched films and did a lot of discussing on message boards and in the weekly chat room. some of this i have written about before on sushi.

anyway, within this class i hooked up with 3 other students to form a production company called S22. we’ve been meeting in chat rooms once a week since to talk about business, financing, scripts, directors, acting talent, etc. and now, NOW, we have a book turned into a screenplay, an interested british director, potentially 3.5 million dollars, and maybe, MAYBE, this man.

i’m still holding out for jomathan rhys meyer for one of the main roles, but everyone else is skeptical since he is supposedly “big” now. bah. he is indie, foreign big, not US big and if you’re not US big you’re still gettable in my opinion. …hmm apparently he’s going to be in an adaptation of ‘vanity fair’ with reese witherspoon. the man is on the cusp of bigness, dammit.

i am ashes, i am jesus…

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