happy birthday, jacob!
i was going to upload all these pictures from sophomore year and make a little picture story for you for your birthday. but now i am too lazy. sorry sorry. bad friend here.
anyway, i have lived with you for three years total now out of the 6.5 years we’ve known one another and although i hate your cat, i like you. which is why i’m wishing you a happy birthday and the very best and hope you have an excellent time at the beach with your darling girlfriend, (you lucky bastard). also i hope you pass your science rite of passage thing with flying marks. that would be pants mark on a broomstick. i hope he serenades you outside the classroom window. and maybe then you can throw an eraser at him or something. or your cat. because who would want that? not me.
happy birthday, jack-bo!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACOB!
PS- e-mail me your address – I’ve been trying to send you a postcard for about a month now, but with no address, the project is at a stand still.
happy birthday jacob. i didn’t even get you a postcard. i am a bad friend. you should show me the door and tell me to hit the ro-ad.
1. michele, no need to get heated. there’s enough of me to go around.
2. jolie, i will email you our address so you can send the postcard. in fact, i’ll do it right now! i will!
um, but also, happy birthday jacob!
does failing to mention that lose me my darling-girlfriend-you-lucky-bastard status? i’m worried.
All rights and privileges expressed or implied by your d-g-y-l-b status have been revoked. You will now be his international relations advisor.
Happy birthday, Jacob!
happy birthday, my friend! we’ve got another chance here to buy each other cd’s. then again, there will always be next year, and the next. i love being your friend. here’s to many more years of slacking on birthday presents. =)
Vive le slacking on birthday presents!!
ditto to the above statements. except that darling girlfriend part, i think we’re totally over that … aren’t we?
have a good one!
i just picked up simon at the vet where he received a bandage and plastic bag on his leg and there were 3.5 month old kittens there for adoption. i almost got one. but then i convinced myself that if you’re going to get a kitten, you should at least get a younger than 3.5 month one. plus, my irrational fear that if i get a kitten it will turn out like bitchy bella is strong. jacob, you have ruined me for all future kitty purchases. that’s not true. that’s a lie. i would never let something so insignificant stand in the way of getting another kitten. local animal shelter, here i come!
Thanks for the birthday wishes, guys! The vacation has been fantastic so far. I’m currently sitting in a sickening little nick-knack shop in Cambria because it’s the only plcae for miles with pay-to-use internet access. But we’re on our way to Farenheit451, a supposedly badass sci-fi bookstore in town. Wish us luck in finding it!