drew: i should have known you, the white girl, would end up going for the white boy.
me: well, what do you expect? he’s so beautiful he makes my toes drool.
me: on reflection that doesn’t sound so appealing out loud. and he’s standing behind me isn’t he?
cute usher bends over and kisses the side of my neck below the ear.
me: if you…(shudder in deep breath)…if you ration that out as a reward, i’ll be really good.
cute usher: how are your toes doing?
me: soggy, but incredibly happy.
cute usher: well then, i don’t know if i’ll be able to control my kissing sprees.