me: so…how many transsexuals do you think are in the show?
cute usher: 2.
me: clever boy. what stage are they in?
cute usher: female on top, male on bottom.
me: and technically that would make them…?
cute usher: hermaphrodites.
me: ya-hoo bingo. you win a prize! do you think we could both fit in one of the toilet stalls at the same time?
and we could. and we did. thank goodness for handicapped bathrooms and 30 minute breaks on 2 show days.
So what does the transsexuals have to do with the handicapped bathroom stalls.
30 minutes is a long time, maybe they should only give you 15 minute breaks.
Where you playing some game show with this usher, did he win enough money to go to college.
Is this cute usher the singer or just some person that ripped off Ushers name.
I’m not gonna lie, I’m a big fan of these cute usher stories. Keep em comin Michele!
OMG USHER UR U BY I HEAREVERY ONE SAY DAT
Could someone please translate this for me?
bitch say what?!
(THIS is my 4000th comment on sushi.)
USHER I am your #1 fan.My name is Rachel.I absolutely want to meet u.I wouled do anything to meet u .Please send me an e-mail Usher.I LUV U USHER!!!!!!!!
Rachel, I have many #1 fans, you are the most special to me. Don’t tell any of your friends, but I’ll meet you at the theatre downtown. I’ll be the one wearing a little red coat and holding a stack of programs.
can i hold your flashlight, usher???
No, no…. I want the usher to show me where to sit.
i love stupid people.
should i have used “luv”?
i got somewhere for you to sit, stems.
ewwww.
marina, i think you must say “luvz0rz.”
Usher you bitch !! nobody f***en likes you so stop the bullshit with you retarded f***en songs.
hey!!! i LOVE usher.. sooo much i mean i kno u probably get this alot… but i want to meet u sooo bad. i swear its like my dream. i love usher more than any other singer and would want 2 meet him the most. please can i meet u?
ooo my god usher I LOVE U i soooooooooo want to meet u and u see all of the cursing they wrote to u? dont pay attention to it. i love u sooooooooooooooo much. my room is full of your pics. and i dont love u cuz of ur body is becuz how u sing and how u act then it gose to your body I LOVE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU usher you are the bomb please let me see you. can i? well im your #1 fan please let me see u please? ill die 4 u just a day wit u please e-mail me at tahishamartinezhotmail.com. and i want us to be best buds. I LUV UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU and dont 4 get that,usher. i luv you man str8 souf were like fam. well peace luv ya usher and dont 4 get it well usher every time i hear ur songs it makes me cry. cuz hearing it fells like metting you. and that just makes me more u know more nerves to meet u even though iv never meet u before i realy dont want to meet the other singers like jarule or llcoolj only just u. just please pick me to meet & be with u please im so obssessed with u. i think the song obssesion waz made 4 me and u. well luve u USHER RAYMOND
hey i think u r so cute and i would lov to be ur girl forever
hey my name is nicole and im 14 i love usher i will say that and it makes me mad when you guys dis him. you dont know him and im not his biggest fan.idont cry when i here him sing but i watch anything to do with him and i look up stuff on him and thats how i found this. so who ever you are disin usher well thats stupid cause you had to be looking him up to find this website ok so why dont you keep your mouth shut ok. and no ones tellin you that you have to love him but dont put him down untill you know some thing true to say ok……………..bye bye i am not an obssessed fan i just have respect for him because i like to sing and dance so just keep your mouths shut about him cause his fans dont feel like hearin your crap
hey my name is nicole and im 14 i love usher i will say that and it makes me mad when you guys dis him. you dont know him and im not his biggest fan.idont cry when i here him sing but i watch anything to do with him and i look up stuff on him and thats how i found this. so who ever you are disin usher well thats stupid cause you had to be looking him up to find this website ok so why dont you keep your mouth shut ok. and no ones tellin you that you have to love him but dont put him down untill you know some thing true to say ok……………..bye bye i am not an obssessed fan i just have respect for him because i like to sing and dance so just keep your mouths shut about him cause his fans dont feel like hearin your crap
hey my name is brittany and im 14 i love usher i will say that and it makes me mad when you guys dis him. you dont know him and im not his biggest fan.idont cry when i here him sing but i watch anything to do with him and i look up stuff on him and thats how i found this. so who ever you are disin usher well thats stupid cause you had to be looking him up to find this website ok so why dont you keep your mouth shut ok. and no ones tellin you that you have to love him but dont put him down untill you know some thing true to say ok……………..bye bye i am not an obssessed fan i just have respect for him because i like to sing and dance so just keep your mouths shut about him cause his fans dont feel like hearin your crap
wassup usher i love you usher so much i want to come a singer for I can meet you in i am going so crazy if i see you i will be so shy but that ok cause i am a good peson to be around i am think am going become a singer i be going to studio now
i am trying to wait unit i get 16 or 17 but i am workin hard maybe you can help in be the to tell i should go on do what i have to do if i have what it take to become a singer
love you and god bless you
OMG, I LOVE USHER SOO MUCH, i would do enything to meet him. i was trying to go to toronto when he went on live at much i was going to go but i didn’t have eny money and its to much i never have enough maney to do enything its just bulk it really sucks well eny ways like what u said i LOVE USHER SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! GOD!!help me so i can meet him!!!..gtg now l8taz peace\=\/=/ oh and plz email me usher its gh_dudette24@hotmail.com plz
WASUP MY NAME IS BRITTANY AND I LOVE USHER. IM NOT HIS BIGGEST FAN BUT AM ONE OF HIS FANS. AND THE ONLY WAY THAT I FOUND THIS WEBSITE WAS CAUSE I WAS LOOKING UP USHER SO ALL YOU LITTLE PEOPLE THAT ARE TALKING CRAP ABOUT USHER THATS STUPID BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BE LOOKING HIM UP. SO JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTHS OK CAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO HERE IT. WELL LIKE I SAID IM NOT HIS BIGGEST FAN BUT I AM ONE OF HIS FANS AND I DONT CRY WHEN I HEAR HIS MUSIC BUT I DO LISTEN AND I AM FULL OF RESPECT FOR USHER AND YOU SHOULD BE TO CAUSE THE BOY IS TALENTED.OK WELL I BETA GO SO BYE HOLLA BACK AND ALL THE PPL TALKING BAD ABOUT HIM JUST SHUT UP CAUSE WE ALL LIKE HIM.
omg usher you are not the hottest jesse M is you are the 2nd hottest DUH anyway i got to go my friend wants to email you
emily
usher your insparational music inspiered me to sing in front of people you are an exxxxxttttrrrreeeemmmmeeeeeeeeelllllyy hot man mky dream is to atleast say hi or see you in person call me
xoxox
love you
Hey Usher Wasssssssssssup!!!!!!
Boy u r soo DAMN!!! fine. If there was one dream tht i would want to see come tru it would be meetin u n gettin to kno u as a lover or friend. U r da best singer in da world with a very nice 6 pack….hehe. Trust me i have da biggest obsession on u since eva!!! I LUV U MORE THAN I EVA LOVED ANYONE ELSE. It would very nice to be ur only gurl tht otha gurls get jealous of. Keep being mah BOO 4eva. LOVE YA LOTS!!!
hi my name is Kelli Angel i am 15 and i live in North Carolina and i got a question. My best friend Amber Roberts is 15 and she has got cancer she love chipper Jones so much that she has tried 2 get something sign from him but now she cant cause she is spending all the money on her doctor visits and stuff and i am also helping so i was wondering if u could get chipper 2 send her a thing or 2 that is sign if you can please email me back she would love to hear from u guys well here is my email address cause i wont it 2 be a surprised
Kelli Angel
50 Hemphill rd #1
Asheville, NC 28803
P.S email me back at darkangel8@bellsouth.net please if u can
thank you very much,
Kelli Angel
Hey Usher I would so luv to meet ya It would be a dream come tru not like anyone would believe me but who cares I am 13 yrs old and I live in New york state.
you are my future husband you just don`t know
…man there’s alot of people out there that like u lol.. well so do i i was watchin moesha today and there u were in those pj’s lol .. well anywayz .. just wanted to show some love…
Hey usher just thought I would drop off a few words of conversation My sister loves you
I Love Usher
I Love Usher so so so so much I’d do anything for him. My name is Yessenia and Im from texas and Usher I would love for you to come down here so I can finally have a mirical in my life. My wall is like full of your pics. I only have you on my wall no one else. Ive been like upsest with since like i was 8 years old. And my friends call me Usher Freak. And all the guys in my school are always hatin but i still love you
oh my gosh usher im your biggest fan in all history…id die 2 meet you…my name is lesika..im a girl in southern africa who would really totallylike to meet you….id really love to meet you..like totally
well if its really you usher i just wanted to say i love you so mch,and your voice kind of like do this thing to me when eva i hear it.oooooh i love youuu!!!!!!!!!if it is a phoney usher can you please send the real one this message.edzie from PRETORIA
ooooooooo my god i really want to meet you usher i love you so much and i have all your walpapers in my room and i kiss them but if only i could see you and u coldd make famous.
k im gunna admit im not 1 of ure BIG fans typically im not much of a fan at all but i have a friend who is~she is kinda weird and wanna no if wat kinda pak u got
mi email is sugar_spice_106@hotmail.com
please email me as stupid as it seems
my name is melissa, e mail:melyfriends@hotmail.com.well what can i say?USHER is da best!he’s a king.luv him with all my heart!
We need to think of a way to make money from all of these idiots.
also the linda cardellini ones. and the jake gyllenhal ones. and, most of all, the sugar shoe ones.
i love u usher! my number one dream is to see you come to worcester mass at the dcu center or the pladium and i want to get front row seat. i want to come on stage with u and get to hug you because i been listining to u since i was little i listen to everyday 24 seven my parents get mad. i hope u come type me back i love u usher and keep up all your work i have all your movies and some of your cds your the best number one fan!!!!!!!?
hello usher I LOVE YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT IS NOT MUCH BUT I DONT NOW WHAT TO SAY ANY WAY I LOVE YOU WITH IN MY HART AM FORM ETHIOPIA AM 18 YEARS OLD AM GLAD TO MEET YOU SEEND ME SOON BYE LOVE YOU ALL ETHIOPAN PEOPLES SEND AS GOOD LCKE FOR YOU SWEET DREM
I love usher so much. I am his #1 fan in the world. He is my life. He is all around my room. his songs are the only thing on my ipod. I can’t get him off my mind. I would do anything to meet him and i would die. i start crying when i see him on t.v. cause she is so hott and his voice is unbelievably sweet. I love u usher and don’t u forget that!
CUTE
THE sexy Usher? what a cool sit. you must be his #1 fin.
I love you so much Usher. All my friends say that I am to crazy about you. When people say smart comments about you I always take up for you. I am your #1 fan. I would really love to meet you someday. I have a question for you, Have you ever really got mad at somebody and started fighting that person? Let me know your answer. I wanted to let you know that my favorite song that you made was ” Can You Help Me”. Keep singing. Love You!!!!!!!!!!!! Frm Sahvanna
CAN I HAVE SEX WITH U?
i hate you usher