me: so…how many transsexuals do you think are in the show?
cute usher: 2.
me: clever boy. what stage are they in?
cute usher: female on top, male on bottom.
me: and technically that would make them…?
cute usher: hermaphrodites.
me: ya-hoo bingo. you win a prize! do you think we could both fit in one of the toilet stalls at the same time?
and we could. and we did. thank goodness for handicapped bathrooms and 30 minute breaks on 2 show days.