so, as some of you know, in my desperate search for employment i sank so low as to offer my services to a paper writing company. so that slacker students could pay for my paper writing skills and cheat their own education.
i have yet to write a paper. my hotmail inbox is flooded with automatic messages telling me that a job posting has appeared on the website and i can go claim it. but everytime i get there they’re all gone. who are these people? how do they get there so fast? everytime i do manage to get there before the hordes have descended and pillaged all the beautiful maidens, the left over fuglies are too boring or too complicated for me to even approach. i hate this job.
also, i think i have poison oak. again. stupid cat.