it wasn’t much of a pool party. there. i got that question answered. mostly it wasn’t much of a pool party because it was raining all weekend. i cursed the sky for a while since it was the only weekend i was getting to house-sit at a place with a pool in may. a couple of you friendly masochists came over to beat yourself over the head with exploding cows though instead of swimming. unexploded cow is a very silly cheap ass game to play.

i understand the general purpose of unexploded cow. there’s mad cow disease in england and unexploded bombs in the fields of france. combine the two and you have a winning idea. admittedly, you also have a lot of cow guts. i think it would be easier if the cows didn’t have such endearing names right there on the card. like reginald and winston. i find it hard to sacrifice a bernard. maybe if he’s worth $400 though i’d get over it tout suite.

i took (very few) pictures. enjoy.