June 4, 2006 by

OMGBBQLOL + CPTCT

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i had a small BBQ today at the house where kim originated. well, she didn’t actually move here till middle school, so not so much ORIGNATED. but whatever. also, you know what, kim, happy incredibly late birthday. i suck and i’m sorry.

in the last couple days in the kim old house, she had a party with a ouija board. at this point people were not so convinced that i was moving the thingy. and so we talked to a boy who died in the 1906 SF earthquake and had ghosts rate us on a scale of 1 to 10 of beauty. i was always a 10. this should have been the first clue to those foolish girls. though the ghosts were also really good at guessing the number of fingers a girl was holding up in the bathroom. i like to think i was psychic. OR THAT GHOSTS WERE ACTUALLY TALKING TO US.

somehow we need to incorporate the idea of badminton (cock in the poop tunnel) and trains (cicada trains) into the standard phrase, “OMGBBQLOL”. i don’t know how this should be accomplished, but it is a bit of an imperative. i mean, there are so many pictures of flying shuttlecocks from today (thanks to dianna and christine for taking photographer duties), though admittedly absolutely none of cicada trains because jason wouldn’t go get me my camera. if only a ghost had been around, i’m sure he would have managed to ectoplasm it to me somehow.

ok. now i’m going to have trouble sleeping. stupid ghost memories.

8 Responses to OMGBBQLOL + CPTCT

  1. michele

    other than it having something to do with spam, i don’t really understand what a referer log is. and don’t send me to wikipedia to figure it out because i tried that and was completely unenlightened.

  2. BD

    Oh, sorry.

    It’s the list of other websites people were on before yours, which is how you find out what people were searching for when they found you.

    It’s how you find out that people found this picture by searching for gigantic enormous Mickey cock.

  3. michele

    oh man. christine is not going to be pleased at being the featured star in that photo. and people looking for mickey cock are not going to be pleased at finding a blond-girl in a picture washed out by sunlight.

  4. Kim

    You suck. I can’t believe you had a party at my house without me.

    Plus, I didn’t move there until I was 16. That not being in middle school. You are taking creative liberties with the facts: the ouija board party was much earlier than when we were 16 (at least, I’d like to think so).

  5. michele

    you didn’t move here till we were in high school?!? man, my memory is shit. see, this is why i can’t remember your birthday.

    maybe if you didn’t live in PENNSYLVANIA, i wouldn’t have had a party without you. not that it was a party party, per se. i don’t think having 5 people over counts as a party. or at least i’d like to pretend so since your mom reads my webpage.

  6. sean

    Kim didn’t move until the very end of our junior year. Her moving-out goodbye-empty-house party coincided with “Into the Woods” and half of our peer group coming out of the closet at once. Good times.

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