CAHSEE

at the high school, students are taking the california exit exam. unlike my job in the library, this is not akin to a porn video. it could be because it’s too early for porn. how can it be too early for these kids and thier hot-running libidos?

good morning, kids, where are your hormones? check them at the door! and turn off your cell phones!

luckily i’m being paid 2.25 as much as i make to watch the asian twins in the library after school. this, in case you’re interested, means i’m making $25/hour to sit in a chair and watch for exam cheating. a cushy duty? perhaps. though this chair is quite uncomfortable.

(oops, just had to yell at a kid, no ipods while test-taking, punk!)

i swear that kid is over 6 feet tall. his feet are enormous! is it wrong of me to consider their feet? is it foolhardy of me to write this down ON school grounds? yes and yes, friends. but if CAHSEE isn’t going to give me porn, then i’m going to make it.