today i bought the jello with which to make jello shots. flavors: strawberry kiwi and island pineapple. this is going to be revolting. i’m no longer sure why i volunteered to make these. i don’t plan on really eating/drinking/oh come on, just slurping, many of them. AND i realized they’ll be full of horse hooves thus negating their appeal to the vegetarians of the group. but people, do you not remember the oreo cookie cheesecake fiasco of 1998? can you really afford to pass up anything i make with gelatin in it? that cheesecake was a taste sensation, all right? i can still remember the looks on your faces when you bit into it and it tried to wiggle away from your bicuspids. good times, good times.
(maybe we could just have a jello food fight? shh, keep it on the downlow, if the hosts find out they might disinvite us)
why am i pre-emptively trying to cause a riot? why?