today i went to jacob’s going away party and only at the very, very end did i realize he’s moving two states away in a week. giving it additional thought, i realized that i’ve either lived with or within 30 miles of jacob for the last 10 and a half years. that is a long ass time, yo. and now i am depressed. jacob moving away?! bullocks!
i think he should be like the ben folds song about stephen. it’s his last night in town but then it’s ALWAYS his last night in town. if we could have a going away party for jacob every saturday i think that would be pretty sweet. there’s delicious food, baldercorn to play, and calendar prizes with jacob’s head on the shoulder’s of fireman beefcakes.
not jacob’s actual head.
Going-away party means he will be in Seattle soon! The Bay Area’s loss is the Pacific Northwest’s gain! I celebrate.
He’ll be back. They always come back. I have to believe that.
He will in fact be back in March, as I understand it. Oh, Stephen. Jerking us around again.
apparently jacob will be here for 4 days in march, all of which will be spent traveling or in yosemite with lisa. that is not so much stephen back in town.
i forgot that march has 31 days! so he’ll be here 1 day, i think.