the rest of my new year’s pictures are now up on eloise. so you can go check them out. and i spent beaucoups amount of time on the phone yesterday with gene wherein i was most definitely not ooey gooey listening to the mellifluous and refusing to allow him to get back to his funner activities. in point of fact i had to wait like half hour for him to call me back when i first contacted him when he was busy being a host. sigh. (don’t make sad face, gene! i’m not complaining, i really didn’t care. =) uhhh yeah so i got neck cricks yesterday attempting to learn how to upload pictures myself directly to eloise and when that failed i got inducted into fun computer nerd realm where gene told me what to type in creepy black screen with the weird words and the symbols and i sent pictures thru the ether (who knows how *that* works) to CH for him to get to and put up for me. so cool! i felt, briefly, like a hacker. with absolutely, mind you, no idea what i was hacking or how i was doing it. prompt! hash! mput! hmmm don’t laugh. i know i wasn’t actually haxoring. you know how i can tell? i can’t even write 4aXor correctly. i am in fact merely a sad loser whose brief brush with glory and fame on the start: run: command menu of ms dos prompt (old skool) created delusions of grandeur with johnny lee miller/angelina jolie epic showdown type action. ha ha ha! supposedly *real* hackers hate that movie. jacob told me that once. than again, other than all the cool things i know of that jacob has done, i’ve never really thought of him as a hacker. and those things, secret things, which he has done…dunno if those really count. maybe jacob is a fraud like me? j/k jacob. i’m sure you’re the og gangsta of the underground code world.
sooooo i’ve been wondering. which as you can tell, takes up all my time and makes it impossible for me to create actual posts cause the brain is too busy being with the thinking instead of the type-gushing. you know how i’ve got all these weird idiosyncratic paranoias about posting? the whole counter thing? and the irritation at sean’s blog being funnier than mine? and the possibility of kristen appreciating someone else’s blog and finding it more interesting than mine? right well. ok. due to the fact that locust is still on a different fucking time zone, i’ve almost gotten over the counter thing. and due to kristen ego-pumping me today i know that i am the bestest funniest cutest thing ever. and so my issue now is: if sean’s blog was funniest cause it didn’t have all the in-jokes and it was updated so infrequently–now that he updates all the time and has more in-jokes and i have been a lousy updater with, uh, still primarily texts composed of in-jokes–could it be true that now i am funnier than sean? was that question in itself really funny? oh ho ho ho ho, i think it was. goddammit. sean is still way funnier than me. and i hate that counter! and kristen is full of ego boosting manure! huff huff huff.
(and michele slides back into inert self-disgust.)
