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international film festival

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and the final entry in film festival season is upon us: the international film festival. where mostly what i want to see is asian films so it’s much like the asian film festival. good times. if you’re interested in seeing any of the following or anything else that strikes your fancy in their line-up, let me know. i am always looking for film festival friends. especially since i’ve edited this list down from the 37 movies i first chose. there are definitely a lot more movies i’d love to see. i mean, there’s a documentary on al franken’s book tour, pornography from japan and taiwan, a doc on jonestown, a japanese movie about an old gay rest home, a movie with shu qi, carthusian monks, giant buddhas, heart transplants, a film by zwigoff with the other writer from ghost world, and cockbyte.

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Princess Raccoon

Wednesday April 26, 9:30pm, Castro

starring zhang ziyi as a tanuki (uh…it’s a raccoon in japanese myth who can turn into a woman to lure travellers) there’s singing and dancing and a love story.

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Executive Koala

Friday 28, 10:30pm, Kabuki

a japanese businessman with the head of a koala working for the rubbles pickles factory. i mean, HELLO, this has the most brilliant premise ever. KOALA-HEAD. plus, it’s compared in the description to the happiness of the katakuris. the best japanese musical about murdering mayhem ever.

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Solo Dios Sabe

Sunday 30, 8:45pm, Kabuki

diego luna. DIEGO LUNA, PEOPLE.

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Prairie Home Companion

Thursday 4, 7pm, Castro

robert altman’s latest picture. need more be said?

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top 5 reasons why i like matt

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5. after very little work i found a slightly embarrassing photo of him on the web.

4. he totally snitched the ‘right stuff’ rule to me.

3. he happily cheated at munchkin at my urging.

2. he’s irrepressible.

1. he called me a whore to my face. and we’ve only met twice!

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How I spent Carolyn’s birthday party

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Convincing Danny to get a monkey instead of a dog

This endeavor actually met with very little success unless you count me getting laughed at as a rousing win on the side of righteousness. But come on, let’s all be honest here and split our farts* how would having a monkey improve Danny’s life? I think the answers are immeasurable. But to name a few: a monkey could be trained to use the toilet. We train children, and monkeys are like small children. Dogs would have a harder time balancing on top of the toilet. Next, the monkey can be trained to hoard his poo and throw it at people that you don’t like. People this might include: anyone passing by, MySpace Tom (he’s not our friend), or a landlord (not Christine). Danny expressed some skepticism for how the monkey would be trained to fling his poo. Now personally I am relatively assured that the monkey would just naturally take to poo flinging and poo smearing as a logical progression of the entire bowel movement process. This is Darwin-esque, people. However, I also promised that I would be more than happy to come over and squat a bit and show the monkey how it’s done. Danny responded to this suggestion by falling off his chair and refusing to ever invite me over, never ever.

Claudine totally fell for the monkey idea. Admittedly she agreed to it before learning of the poo smearing campaign the monkey would soon be undertaking.

Convincing Carolyn to let me wear Octopod on my head

This was actually twice successful. Not bad for an evening. An evening where I can claim to have worn an octopus (or an octopussy) on my head is always a stellar event.

Discovering that Christine is now my default best friend in the Bay Area

Also apparently the Maverick to my Goose. She’s already set us up with “dates” for next Friday at the Two Gallants show. I could grow to like this boy-acquiring-and-sharing new best friend. Kristen never gave me a boy. Well, that’s not true. Kristen never gave me a boy I liked. I’m sort of convinced the boy Christine is giving me is gay though, so I might be dropping her best friend status to stabber in the back rank on Saturday morning.

Discussing my burgeoning life of crime trading chinchillas (legal) for ferrets (illegal) and cocaine (really illegal)

…Seriously, do you want some cocaine? Or pot candy? I can at least do pot candy.

* if you watched as much Japanese anime as me you’d recognize this as a reference. In Japan there’s a phrase which translates to “split our guts”. Which, rather than implying seppuku, actually means to speak openly/honestly. But if you change the pronunciation of one kanji it can change to “split our farts” which means nothing and also sounds disgusting. But possibly endearing if you’re an 11 year old anime girl trying to talk earnestly to your male counterpart.

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keno playing pittsburg-ites

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4 trailer trashy (3 obese, one skinny) individuals just came over and took away our chinchillas. i’m convinced they’re going to breed them and make them into coats. also that they’ll overfeed them and they’ll die young. the myriad of ways i’m imagining the fuzzy little cuties dying right now is just overwhelming.

my horrified reaction to these people is predicated on their demeanor and comments while in our house. the favorite being when the fat man pointed at the pole across an arch and commented, “that pole should go from the ceiling to the floor, you know. that’s how they do it on jerry.”

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was he seriously advocating that i start pole-dancing? that i turn my house into a strip club? i don’t think so, fat man.

they play KENO, for fuck’s sake. and they live in PITTSBURG.

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linda linda linda

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i just got back from seeing ‘linda linda linda’ at the kabuki in SF as part of the asian american film festival. this movie is about a high school girl band that is preparing for the school festival. there’s love and betrayal and really not any betrayal, but you know, high school mini dramas. it’s pretty adorable. it’s also really interesting just as a very plain and simple look at the everyday (or at least ‘everyday’ for an all girl high school band in japan) lives of japanese teenagers. they go to the grocery store, the take the bus, boys tell them they love them in the equipment room, they make udon (not bukkake), they take baths–or at least this is inferred from the wet hair and towels around the shoulders. there’s certainly no nudity. it’s really a very innocent movie.

the thing i liked best about it was the way that emotions came across really clearly. my favorite scene occurs when the girls go across town to a studio to rehearse and the ex-boyfriend of one of them works there. the korean girl in the band who is slightly gauche and doesn’t speak/understand much japanese asks the guy if he’s the ex-boyfriend. there’s like waves of embarrasment rolling off the girlfriend at this point and you totally feel them out in the audience. you can see the girl at the drum set just shaking with inaudible laughter too. it’s brilliantly funny while being nerve-wrackingly awkward.

the story is also really interesting from a socio-political standpoint as one of the main characters is a korean exchange student at a japanese high school. the story is about her joining the band and being the vocalist and sort of learning japanese that way and gaining acceptance in the high school. of course, her korean-ness provides some interesting hilarity of miscommunication throughout the movie, but it also displays the current trend in japan to idolize korean culture. to understand this it helps if you know that during the war japan treated korea like its bitch and since the war they’ve basically ignored or looked down upon korea. but in recent years the younger generations have become korea-crazy and are just scarfing down the pop-stars and k-dramas (soap operas). there was this huge controversy, i think last year, over a japanese soap star kissing a korean soap star on some drama. and the two countries hosted the world cup together which didn’t go swimmingly but, still, it was one more step towards a sort of semi-acceptance of each other’s cultures.

my favorite korean thing about this movie is that during the festival the korean girl was in charge of a ‘booth’ at the festival highlighting japanese-korean cooperation. this entailed making a huge construction paper cow on the wall and labelling his various body parts. it was called ‘beef darts’ and the participants at the booth were given some darts to throw at the cow. the korean girl would then do this little clapping thing and name the body part in korean (on the cow there was the korean and japanese names for everything side by side). i made a little video to share this scene with all of you. and if you’ve read this far than you really deserve to watch the video and laugh at me.

you can buy the soundtrack to the movie! tempting! stupid linda song is still totally stuck in my head. (especially since candy just sent me the mp3 of the original by the blue hearts.) linda linda! linda linda lindaaaaaaaa!

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citizen dog

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after we saw citizen dog, christine, gene, and i sat around gene’s apartment and squealed all over it in delight while kristen sat there with a polite face on wishing we would go away so she could finish watching aladdin. i said to gene at the time that the last good movie i had seen before citizen dog was about hemophages. this isn’t saying much since the movies i saw in the interim were doogal, she’s the man, and aquamarine.

but citizen dog is an amazing movie that not many people will ever get to see. unless they have the mad ebay skills and really care about ordering dvds from asia. the movie is from a thai director who did one previous work labelled a ‘pad thai western’. citizen dog is about a guy who leaves his country home for the big city of bangkok, the cast of kooky characters he meets there, his various jobs, and the girl he falls in love with.

to give you an idea of the kind of movie this is, the kooky characters he meets include: his reincarnated grandmother as a gecko, a talking teddy bear who smokes like a chimney, an 8 year old girl who thinks she’s thirty and plays shoot-em-up video games all day, a motorcycle-taxi ghost, and a guy whose OCD is to lick everything. the girl he falls in love with is reading a book with a white cover in a language she doesn’t understand and becomes obsessed with collecting plastic bottles to the point where a gigantic plastic mountain grows in her front yard. it is a lovely setting for several touching moments in the film when the hero climbs the gleaming plastic mountain and surveys the whole city.

the official review of this movie on the SF asian american film festival page said it was a cross between amelie and chungking express which i found to be pretty true. one of my favorite parts of the film was the color schemes used to highlight different scenes. it’s apparently called ‘candy-coating’ and is used to make different objects in a scene appear much brighter than they really are. another great thing was the narration which was generally tongue-in-cheek and just hilarious.

i’m planning to exercise my mad ebay skills and get this when it comes out on dvd, so if you ever want to see it you have only to appeal to my generous loaning side.

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v for vendetta

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this movie is about an idea. which is amazingly similar to what the first matrix movie was. thank god there’s probably not going to be a sequel to V because now i can just treasure it instead of having it ruined like ice cream with the third installment. wachowski brothers, i salute you.

obviously V for vendetta is about revenge, hence the name, though his introduction the first time with the major alliteration will give you a whole new respect for the letter ‘V’.* thus comes into play some major philosophical, literary, historical, and cinematic references to the idea of vengeance. there’s macbeth, count of monte cristo, guy fawkes, lies, truth, love, hate, and the political ramifications of each. it’s apropos of our current political climate. there’s some stunning hitler/bush references. the terrorist attacks on london’s underground were the reason behind the release date being pushed back–the movie itself is an exploration behind terrorism, in fact. and not just examining the causes but lauding them as just. the lies our governments tell us are exposed through the brush of an artist’s stroke. a repeating refrain in the movie is, ‘artists use lies to tell the truth, the government uses lies to cover up the truth.’

and v is an artist at heart. not that theoretically he has a heart as he himself claims to be an idea and no longer a man. natalie portman’s voice over says she will remember the man and what he means to her over the idea, but even she states out loud immediately after his revolution that he was her father, her mother, her brother, her friend, and you and me and all of us. even dead people apparently. he wasn’t a man, he was an idea. and the idea is amazing. this movie is amazing. it made me hurt and it made me angry.

would i die for the idea? would i have gone to parliament that day? to honor guy fawkes and remember, remember the fifth of november? i don’t know. but i’d sure as hell like to think so.

* “V: This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.”

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