here i am at jenny’s new place of business the helen woodward animal center. there is an umbrella cockatoo here named chachee who, i believe, just asked some father if he was gay. in front of his three year old daughter no less. brilliant. marina covered it up well unknowingly since she thought the bird really did say, “are you ok?” instead of my preferred, “are you gay?”
marina? comments?
ahem. yes. well, i’ve been sitting in this loverly office for hours now as michele recoups from the lack of internet for several days. as a matter of fact, i’m trapped. in an animal center. fitting really. hopefully soon i will be able to leave and have michele show me around sd as i still haven’t gone out that much–with the exception of all those times i’ve been with bailey and his girlfriend (erica) watching all these little poli sci boys surf. entertaining, especially as the one that i live with is far more “stimulating” to look at in a wetsuit than our dear bailey.
i need to intervene now as michele is trying to teach chachee more bad words.
poooooooooooop…..come on chachee, work with me here.
scott bailey in a wetsuit. let’s all picture that please. take a moment to adjust. thank you.
jenny refuses to write anything. however she would like to thank gene for acknowledging her essential hotness. and she says “hi” to everyone else. she is too busy being squeezed by pythons to really talk to you all. and apparently refining on her inherent sex-goddess qualities.
this is michele in san diego signing off.