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a$$ merchants, the

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looooook what iiiiii fouuuuunnnd…….

THE A$$ MERCHANTS!

oh holy crap. i came this close to buying a copy. i might still do it.

i am, however, a little disappointed that my name does not appear in the credits of the tinky winky song. who stole the teletubbie souls without which this fine music may not have been recorded? i did. you know it. anyway, go and enjoy, “you ungrateful bastards.”

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fucking frettchen

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what’s up with this? it’s one of the things off that site statistics things for sushi that gene set up. who’s reading my page in german? good lord. i think i have the most international hits out of everybody. you can go look at the whole site in german from here. it’s freaky. hee hee german ferrets!

p.s. there’s a link to my site statistics over in the side bar now too. it is also here if you wanna go look.

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but what memory of sushi is not fond?

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underwater fishies. cause what other kind are there? well there were those jumpy ones. but still…ok just look at the damn fish.

more turtle friends!

kim in hawaii pictures. the last one is all fucked up because my underwater camera developed a crack and water got in and made some of the pictures real funny-like. i kind of think it’s cool though. aw yeah.

ok so i have admittedly one roll of hawaii pictures left which haven’t been developed yet so you might have to wade thru some more of them. but too bad for you!

and here is some more of my smunched in car.

i am still working on the san diego ones. i don’t have the stupid cord which connects the digi and the computer. so eventually you can maybe see pictures of marina’s new place and jenny and scott bailey and so on. you know you all care. 🙂

hmm and so what else is new with me? well the season premeire of Buffy was AWESOME. oh so good. i was so happy. i mean…it was actually funny and had that funny joss whedon spark which has been oh so sadly lacking for so long. props to it. gilmore girls on the other hand was mucho upsetting what with the small jess part and what he was doing

during his tiny on screen time. ARGH! boy was i ever screaming.

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tonight we (me, mom, adam, andrea [latest not even 21 ho-“friend” of my brother’s]) went to blowfish sushi for dinner. fucking ay but that place is some fantastic food. i even ate ostrich meat. it was wierd. tasted suspiciously like beef. but really good. and umm sushi and green tea cheesecake. i wanna go back! maybe for my birthday? or maybe just because.

speaking of sushi though, i went to onami again while i was in san diego. stuffed myself as per usual. and bemoaned the fact again that i no longer live close to a GOOD all you can eat sushi and that besides that “the eating factory” was evicted. not paying thier rent on time idjits. stoopid. or maybe they had too many cockroaches. but i would prefer not to think about that. (i just tried to make thier link work for a while, but it’s totally out of service. oh so sad. end of an era.) i can still remember reading that stupid in-flight magazine one of the many times i flew between seattle and oakland and ripping out the little ad with “the eating factory’s” info and then dragging everybody there, (not too hard admittedly). good times. in a word: delectable. but what was the word trevor used? ummm….”ravishing.” ha ha ha hooo-ee.

tomorrow: krispy kreme. it’s finally opened, kiddos. our own phill/concord kreme-y goodness. it is so close to my house. i am so delighted. i am going to get soo fat. moan.

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san diego

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here i am at jenny’s new place of business the helen woodward animal center. there is an umbrella cockatoo here named chachee who, i believe, just asked some father if he was gay. in front of his three year old daughter no less. brilliant. marina covered it up well unknowingly since she thought the bird really did say, “are you ok?” instead of my preferred, “are you gay?”

marina? comments?

ahem. yes. well, i’ve been sitting in this loverly office for hours now as michele recoups from the lack of internet for several days. as a matter of fact, i’m trapped. in an animal center. fitting really. hopefully soon i will be able to leave and have michele show me around sd as i still haven’t gone out that much–with the exception of all those times i’ve been with bailey and his girlfriend (erica) watching all these little poli sci boys surf. entertaining, especially as the one that i live with is far more “stimulating” to look at in a wetsuit than our dear bailey.

i need to intervene now as michele is trying to teach chachee more bad words.

poooooooooooop…..come on chachee, work with me here.

scott bailey in a wetsuit. let’s all picture that please. take a moment to adjust. thank you.

jenny refuses to write anything. however she would like to thank gene for acknowledging her essential hotness. and she says “hi” to everyone else. she is too busy being squeezed by pythons to really talk to you all. and apparently refining on her inherent sex-goddess qualities.

this is michele in san diego signing off.

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