Categories: General
Categories: General
you know what else i don’t like? speaking of things i don’t like. that thing on the mainpage of CH that says who updated last. man that thing chaps my hide. i mean on the one hand it’s very useful cause then i don’t have to go to all the individual webpages and check on who’s updated. but on the other hand it’s this constant battle to be on the top. king of the hill! top dog! princess at the top, pea on the bottom! i just don’t want to be the pea. it’s so dumb though. and overly competitive and brings home to me the fact that i am overly competitive and then i am mad at myself for being so and then i continue to update and comment and refresh and i feel bitter when i comment on someone else’s page and they they’re on top of me. but i do it anywy! argh! so dumb! grrr at myself!
Categories: Uncategorized
i have to say that game sucked ass. if ever there was a game whose sole purpose was to go “i’m funnier than you! na na nee na na!” this is that game. consequently people’s feelings get hurt. there’s ill will on all sides. (mind you…not that i give a scabby rat’s ass about a little non-racist color jokes. cause i can color within the lines. oh yes i can. give me a fucking crayon. (harold and the purple crayon.)) the thing is just that on the whole it was a pretty dumb game anyway. there’s no point to laughing at some cards when we could just be talking and laughing anyway. semi-visual humor be damned. let’s play some risk and get really angry at each other over world domination or something more important than who’s funny and who’s not or who can take a joke and who can’t.
Categories: Movie Reviews
surf lingo! hee hee hee! who are they kidding? this movie was awful. it was so awful. i can’t even describe how awful it was. if only i could get my hands on a copy of the script….well all thier talk of ‘killer waves,’ ‘awesome pipes,’ and ‘bliggity blob flog bob’ aside. the plot! holy shit. let me paraphrase a scene for you of the budding romance between the surfer chick and the football jock from the mainland.
her: tell me what i should do!’
him: you know what you need to do.
her: no! no i don’t. that’s why i’m asking you. i need you to tell me what to do.
him: be the girl on the beach.
her: what?
him: the girl i met on the beach.
her: what would she do?
him: she would never ask some guy to tell her what to do.
her: (thoughtful face)
scene end.
BWAHAHAHAHA!! it is even more priceless when you consider the fact that they’ve known each other less than a week. and she already is dumping all of our emotional bullshit on him instead of talking to her best friends.
anyway this movie was horrid. you say you heard good reviews? ignore them. trust me on this. whatever you do, do not spent 8.75 on this movie. you could maybe rent it. or watch it when someone else rents it. (a la dustin and titanic). which is not to say that i am not glad that i saw it. cause i did really want to see it. but i think i had more fun laughing at it then actually enjoying it. mmmm but the bikinis were nice…..
Categories: General
apparently the car which was supposed to be back TODAY. is now a potential next tuesday. next fucking tuesday. how long has it been now? 2 MONTHS AND 4 DAYS!!! THEY SAID 15 DAYS ORIGINALLY! FIF-FUCKING-TEEN! ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! (picture angry tearing out hair michele.) i don’t even remember what it feels like to sit inside of my own car at this point.
Categories: General
this is my favorite line from the link to the deodorant stone thing of ian’s:
Hunters – rub the Stone over the entire body after showering – completely kills the human scent.
cause hunters are using this animal friendly product too. you can use tom’s of maine deodorant too. hey though whatever you do don’t get their fennel or gingermint toothpaste. good lord those things are naaaassty.
i was turning onto contra costa yesterday on my way to baseball and there was this big truck in front of me and the liscense plate was: DUCKS. and the holder thing said, “duck hunting rules! ducks ducks ducks.”
hoo boy, i said. hoo boy.
Categories: General
this great aunt who i don’t think i’ve ever met except maybe once died recently. a couple of minutes ago i got an email from my mom saying that there are letters from Pennsylvania for my brother and me from some lawyer. could this potentially be a windfall inheritance? maybe i could buy the pink castle.
ARGH!!!
dammit. just got another email from my mom:
There will be money at some later date, but not now. Adam just got home and read his. She left her money in trust for Uncle John until his death. After that there are donations to charity and the rest is divided between your Grandfather Edward’s children or issue and Uncle Matt’s kids or issue. I would assume that Uncle John’s will be much the same so when he dies you will get a portion from each of whatever is left. I know that Uncle John had quite a bit of money, but he has been living off it in retirement for some time. No telling how much will be left whenever. and at the moment he is healthy except for some senility. No need to rush about for that.
Love,
Mom
fucking bitches. crushing my pink castle dreams in the sky. smunch! smunch-smunch!
