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July 22, 2002
linda cardellini worship-fest
ahhhHHH!!!! linda cardellini was at the Aidswalk yesterday being a guest of honor and then when Nuala and i were walking, she was suddenly there. being all walking too. and we walked behind her forever! i was so excited! if you do not know who she is (more fool you) if you look at this picture you will prob have a vague idea. but if you are in the know and look at this picture you will see why i was so excited. :) yey! her bf was there too, jason segal also from "freaks and geeks". and they were just walking along. walking. walking. me right behind them! it was super great fantastic! yes i realize my enthusiasm is a little out of control. shut your mouth.
and nuala saw some bison. (bison! bison! bison!) so she was pretty happy too.
speaking of the aidswalk though. i mean as long as we're ON the subject. what the fuck is the point of the walking part is what i want to know. getting the donations is all well and good, but then once you have them what's the point in the actual walking? it's dumb. and full of blistery pain. couldn't it just be like the aidsfundraiser? which is not to say that it was not a nice walk. pretty. trees. dirt. umm...the aforementioned bison. and the excitement lucky chance-o of walking behind linda cardellini.
but...i dunno. it felt kind of shunted into the park and it wasn't like it was being widely covered by anyone who cared. and i didn't feel as if i formed some deep bond with my fellow walkers in our committed fight against aids. mainly i felt that we all bonded over the fact that the promised "ice cream" was really just melted popicee in the plastic recepticles. and i guess if you are a huge honey roasted peanuts fan than they were handing those out and i saw some people making out like bandits running off clutching handfuls of the little baggies. but come on, were we on a plane? i think not.
cheapskates.
i got two free t-shirts though. free ones. i slept in one last night. along with my not so free lacy pink panties. yeah....you didn't need to know that.
what else i did this fine fine weekend: spent entirely too much time next to a pool (all three days.) and went to a fascinating party at tracy and ian's house in oakland. there was a guy there who i have to give mad props too. at first i was utterly flabbergasted by his clothing choices. but after a few minutes of adjusting time i was in awe. who could pull off an outfit like that? not many people let me tell you. definite flair. hmmm possibly now he will be reading this though, so perhaps i should feel slightly nervous about writing anything, since for some reason you bastards were talking about weblogs and now everyone knows i bite kristen's ass. tragic. i am deeply ashamed. deeply i tell you.
you know what's fascinating? the lengths people go to when talking about peanuts.
Posted by michele at July 22, 2002 10:55 AM
Comments
Posted by: tracy at July 22, 2002 01:03 PM
(whine)trrrraaaaaaaaccccyyyyyy, i KNOW the pants guy’s name. he’s got pants after all. pants and a half!
Posted by: michele at July 22, 2002 01:05 PM
Posted by: tracy at July 22, 2002 01:06 PM
Posted by: didofoot at July 22, 2002 01:07 PM
maybe it’s rude to refer to people by one article of thier clothing? then again…maybe it is rude to have conversations behind people’s backs online. wow. if that was ruled out as a form of communication i would have no email and nothing to say. EVER.
poor pants guy.
fave rave tracy! man i fucking loved that show too. aahhhh!! i saw linda cardellini and jason segal! why but oh why did i not say anything to them?! damn me!
Posted by: michele at July 22, 2002 01:21 PM
“So…Linda Cardinelli.”
“Yes?”
“I see you’re here too at the AIDS Walk.”
“Yes.”
“Walking. Walkin for AIDS. Both of us AIDS Walking.”
”…”
“Linda Cardinelli.”
”…”
“And me.”
Posted by: didofoot at July 22, 2002 01:51 PM
oh and it is marc. fancy end to the normal mark. marc with a “c”. but fancy pants is better, i think.
Posted by: tracy at July 22, 2002 02:00 PM
I walked with Linda Cardinelli once. She was my PE teacher in junior high school. Of course she went by Mr. Guzman back then. Hollywood!
Posted by: jason at July 22, 2002 02:02 PM
We were both wearing fancy pants on our walk. VERY fancy pants.
I’m glad you told me to come to this comments page, Michele. I’m fitting in perfectly.
Posted by: jason at July 22, 2002 02:05 PM
fancy pants is way better.
jason! you know i told you to stop your fibbing. besides, aren’t you supposed to be running in middle school pe? fibber. flipper! man…another good show.
(don’t anyone get kristen started on the cosby show. damn. do you think she’ll take that as provocation?)
Posted by: michele at July 22, 2002 02:08 PM
what did your fancy pants look like, mr. shamai?
were they perhaps turquoise snake skin? because i would be very impressed if they were.
Posted by: michele at July 22, 2002 02:09 PM
it was more the swing in my step that made them so fancy. It’s not the color of the pants, but the motion of the ocean. (Don’t steal that. It’s mine.)
Posted by: jason at July 22, 2002 02:12 PM
i wouldn’t dream of it.
you should go make mucho comments on kristen’s page too.
http://www.cementhorizon.com/carthage.
i mean don’t expend all the waters of the ocean just pissing on my page. if you know what i mean.
Posted by: michele at July 22, 2002 02:18 PM
Posted by: didofoot at July 22, 2002 02:20 PM
Posted by: tracy at July 22, 2002 02:26 PM
Hi, I never got a chance to talk to you at the AIDSwalk, but you were right behind me. I was just too starstruck to turn around and say something. But maybe we can go out for popsicles sometime? k thx bye
Posted by: Linda at July 22, 2002 02:30 PM
hear ye hear ye! i hereby proclaim tracy as super-specialist. not that she specilizes in anything per se. just that she is the special forerunner of the word “fancy.” she herself is rather fancy. i find her fanciful. not that i think she is deluding herself. or anything. or something.
Posted by: michele at July 22, 2002 02:31 PM
Posted by: jason at July 22, 2002 02:31 PM
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Posted by: michele at July 22, 2002 02:42 PM
Posted by: jason at July 22, 2002 02:57 PM
Posted by: mark, er marc, uh pants guy, er fancy pants at July 22, 2002 04:11 PM
this is the email kristen honest to god sent to the fake email address jason provided:
Hi Linda,
I was walking behind you at the AIDS Walk for almost the entire time and didn’t even recognize you. Maybe it’s because you were three dimensional, whereas on TV you have always been two-dimensional because of being on a screen. Or maybe it’s because I was walking with my eyes closed. Well, I am a pretty adventerous person.
Anyway I just wanted to tell you that I think it’s nice you famous people go out walking in AIDS walks with the rest of us. It makes me feel like one day I could be famous. Of course I know I can’t because of my religion (Our Lady of Anti-being-famous) but it doesn’t stop me from dreaming. Well I guess nothing should stop you from dreaming.
Well, I hope you have a nice famous life and keep making interesting television shows for me to watch after my church group meets.
Thank you for fighting AIDS,
your friend Michele
Posted by: michele at July 22, 2002 04:20 PM
a hush falls over the site.
is it REALLY him? we wonder suspiciously. or is jason just playing a trick on us?
Posted by: didofoot at July 22, 2002 04:32 PM
marc,
that’s ok since we don’t really know you either. maybe from now on you’ll just have to conform to your fancy pants stereotype for us. pander to our will. sell pandas. whatevs yo.
only.…don’t actually do anything bad to pandas. cause i like them.
Posted by: michele at July 22, 2002 04:33 PM
Posted by: Jacob at July 22, 2002 05:01 PM
god DAMN Linda grew up good, huh?
I no longer have to feel all for feeling lecherous about her, now that she’s out of the 9th grade.…
Posted by: ian at July 23, 2002 10:01 AM
i know! isn’t she fucking gorgeous? i should have jumped her bones while i had the chance.….if only her 6 foot 5million boyfrind hadn’t been there all loooommmmyyy.…
Posted by: michele at July 23, 2002 10:07 AM
ian,
you will be growing a nice knot on your noggin real good too!
but i thought the same thing. hmm. it doesn’t even look like her. it looks like a super model.
Posted by: tracy at July 23, 2002 10:43 AM
Posted by: didofoot at July 23, 2002 10:50 AM
this one’s even worse. with the model-ness:
http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=granitz&group=1442&photo=LindaCarde_Grani_483704_400.jpg&path=pgallery&path_key=Cardellini,+Linda
but then this one, she is all innocence and cutie patootie again:
http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=granitz&group=0693-wba&photo=cardeli2.ili&path=pgallery&path_key=Cardellini,+Linda
Posted by: michele at July 23, 2002 10:59 AM
LINDA IS GEORGOUS AND VERY SEXXXXXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN GIRL I JUST WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.
OH BY THE WAY YOU COULD PROBABLY HYPNOTIZE ME IF YOU WANTED TO, SMILE FOR ME
KEEP MAKING MOVIES AND KEEP THAT SEXY VIBE YOU GOT.
Posted by: MANNY at November 19, 2002 02:21 PM
LINDA IF YOU CAN PLEASE CONTACT ME , I WOULD LOVE TO JUST TALK TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT’S IF YOU GET A CHANCE, SMILE AGAIN (DAMN)!
MANNY
Posted by: MANNY at November 19, 2002 02:24 PM
Posted by: erica at November 19, 2002 05:16 PM
Posted by: MANNY at November 20, 2002 12:37 PM
Manny,
Thanks. It’s always nice to hear from a fan. You seem like a sweet guy.
I check the web pretty regularly and I love to see sites all about me. Why don’t you make me a site? Just list it with Yahoo. Don’t worry—I’ll find you!
Linda
Posted by: linda at November 20, 2002 01:40 PM
HELLO ONCE AGAIN LINDA. I JUST WANNA SAY THAT IT WAS AMAZING TO SEE THAT YOU ACKNOWLEDGED SAYING HELLO. THANK YOU! I ALSO WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR MY SPELLING ERRORS, I WAS JUST SO EXCITED THAT I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET THRU TO YOU. AND ABOUT THE SITE, I WILL START DOING EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO CREATE ONE FOR YOU. IS THIS SITE THE ONLY ONE THAT YOU RESPOND TO? I DON‘T WANT TO APPEAR TO
STRAIGHT FOWARD AND SCARE YOU OFF (THAT’S THE LAST THING I WANT), BUT I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU AND SAY HELLO FROM TIME TO TIME. I HOPE YOU DON‘T MIND ME CALLING YOU GEORGEOUS AND VERY SEXY, BECAUSE YOU ARE AND DON‘T TRY TO DENY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE TRULY MEANT TO BE AN ACTRESS YOU ARE SO
VIBRANT AND SEEM CONFIDENT ABOUT YOUR ABILITIES AND WELL YOU SHOULD BE. WELL I HOPE TO BE HEARING FROM YOU SOON. ONE MORE THING- SMILE FOR ME!!!!!!
IT IS MY PLEASURE TO BE ABLE TO JUST TALK TO YOU.
BYE FOR NOW,
MANNY
Posted by: MANNY at November 21, 2002 09:30 AM
HELLO LINDA -
IT‘S YOUR #1 FAN, I WAS JUST WONDERING IF THIS IS THE ONLY SITE I CAN CONTACT YOU? HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON. TAKE CARE
MANNY
Posted by: MANNY at November 22, 2002 12:46 PM
Hmmm…have I just stumbled across a weirdsville fan site? Perhaps I should be less ignorant being English but if Linda were really to read these pages surely she’d just laugh? Btw, if you do Linda, next time you’re in the UK give me a bell and i’ll buy you a drink!
Posted by: Ash at February 5, 2003 02:42 PM
Thanks, Ash, but I’m a teetotaller. I am fond of a warm glass of milk of an evening though.
Take care,
Linda
Posted by: linda at February 5, 2003 03:14 PM
erm.…my humble apologies then.…. Nice to see you do read these things. Well done - keep up the good work! And its a genuine offer. If you’d like to visit my house is open next time you’re touring Europe. Its quite large and away from the madding crowd in rural East Anglia. Best wishes ash x
Posted by: ash at February 6, 2003 02:48 PM
Posted by: Ash at February 13, 2003 03:01 PM
Posted by: jason at February 13, 2003 03:36 PM
Jason darling! I miss you so much! When are you coming back from New Jersey? I want to sex you wild.
Love,
Linda
Posted by: linda at February 13, 2003 03:38 PM
Posted by: jason at February 13, 2003 03:50 PM
Posted by: ash at February 14, 2003 12:00 PM
To whoever sent the message to Jason I appreciate that you like my work enough to visit this fan site, but please, whoever you are, don’t pose as me to send messages to your friends. It makes things confusing for my other fans, and it also makes my publicist crazy. Believe me, you don’t want to see him when he’s crazy!
Thanks for the well wishes from everyone.
Love as always,
Linda
Posted by: linda at February 14, 2003 12:56 PM
Posted by: jason at February 14, 2003 01:56 PM
Posted by: ash at February 15, 2003 10:46 AM
Linda, I just wanted to tell you that I think that you are the most beautiful woman I have even seen, no kidding. I adore you and hope that your career will continue to get better and better, BTW, what is the motion picture you plan to be a part of?
Posted by: Leo at March 2, 2003 09:17 PM
Hiya Linda
Just wanted to let you know I’m still around, but I know you’re working hard. Make sure to have fun in the Sun, ok!?
Love and Light
Posted by: Ash at May 9, 2003 12:41 PM
Posted by: hans at July 2, 2003 04:52 AM
Posted by: hans at July 2, 2003 04:54 AM
hmm.. are you actually asking a country to rape your ass. Is this figurative like, “netherlands, tax me some more. Rape my ass.” or do you actually want that peninsula part to be inside your bum?
Posted by: gene at July 2, 2003 10:14 AM
when i was in high school i once wrote an essay in which the point was made that “seeing a movie with spain” was a pretty stupid concept. maybe my grade would have been better if i had used anal rape instead.
Posted by: holohan at July 2, 2003 10:34 AM
Linda is my cousin and she rocks, doesn’t she? She is like the nicest person, and one day I totally hope to meet her and I am beyond jealous of you
Posted by: Katie at October 4, 2003 09:21 AM
linda? i just wanna say that i saw the trailer for scooby 2. luv the suit darl:) i’ll go see the movie and relay my comments here! um.…i hope peeps still use this sit coz…it kinda seems abandonded what with the fact that no has posted since um…last year.yeah…
well, keep up the good work(i bet u hear that soooomuch;) ) and plez rite?
luv zoe #1 fan ofscooby movies and u
Posted by: zoe at April 3, 2004 04:09 AM
Hey Linda.
I saw you on ER. Your fine! Pitty people pretend to be you on the internet!
I’m your #1 fan from Northern Ireland. If you are ever here, I could show you around ;-)
Ryan.
P.S Are you still going out with Jason Segal. Anyone can feel free to answer! Not like Linda Cardellini would ever visit this site, however I wish see woould vist Northern Ireland. Feel free to look me up. If I am ever in the USA I know I’d look you up. But no like a stalker.
Linda has the worlds greatest smile. It could light up anything.
Posted by: Ryan at April 10, 2004 02:06 PM
You have to email me!!! I would love to talk to ya!! You are so pretty!!!!!!!! Plese email me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ashley at April 22, 2004 03:40 PM
for a brief shining moment before i realized what post this comment was on, i thought she was talking about me. sigh.
Posted by: michele at April 23, 2004 08:39 AM
Posted by: Jo at May 15, 2004 12:02 PM
Linda C. freakin rox. I was OBSESSED with “Freaks and Geeks”. I am a “E.R.” fan and when Linda started on it, I was so excited. Linda, please email me!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Cindi at May 26, 2004 12:05 PM
she’s on ER? huh. finally, finally netflix is mailing me the first disc of freaks and geeks. it’s taken them months. slow bastards.
Posted by: michele at May 26, 2004 01:03 PM
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Posted by: michele at July 12, 2004 03:09 PM
Linda,
I’m confused, I thought your last name is Cardellini? hmmm maybe I’m wrong? because on the opening credits of ER and Scooby Doo 2 it says your name is Linda Cardellini. I’m an ER fan, and I think your character Samantha Taggart is HOT just as Dana Foster or Staci Keanan from Step by Step. infact I know you once guest starred on Step by Step. anyway both ER and Step by Step are my favorite shows. I have a cockatiel named after Dana Foster. his name is Foster. I’m a bird hobbyist. and I’ve got a pair of Bobwhite quail named after another favorite star, Dick Van Dyke. I will get more birds this weekend. anyway Miss Cardellini or Cardinelli I just want to let you know that you are one of my favorite stars.
Sincerely one of your fans
Nathan
Posted by: Nathan Pratt at July 26, 2004 04:33 PM
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Posted by: yesenia at November 12, 2004 09:46 AM
Posted by: yesenia at November 12, 2004 09:46 AM
lo linda , if u actualy read this on this um.. not really easy to find , somewhat poorly inspiring url. I wanted to show some respect for ur work. keep up the good stuff hope to see/hear plenty of you in the future.
ps: ur eyes.……wow.
take care lots of love
Sky
Posted by: Sky at December 5, 2004 02:59 PM
Posted by: michele at December 5, 2004 06:38 PM
Quote “Linda is my cousin and she rocks, doesn’t she? She is like the nicest person, and one day I totally hope to meet her and I am beyond jealous of you”
Yes she does holohan. That’s so great. Which side are you on, Her mom or her dad’s.
Posted by: Jpost at August 19, 2005 09:18 PM
Posted by: Jim Sullivan at January 3, 2006 12:28 PM
Linda,
I just wanted to tell you that I think that you are one of the most beautiful women I have even seen. I love you in Scooby Doo 2, and I adore you and hope that your career will continue. You are my all time favorite actress.
Lee
From Central Valley, CA USA
Posted by: Biglee at May 31, 2006 01:32 PM