July 23, 2002 by

sheena: queen of the jungle

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last night i watched “sheena,” the movie version from 1984. whoo boy, buck-o. that was some trashy gar-bage. at first it seemed so brill, but that quickly became a sorry, sorry ass lie.

“Also of interest, apparently there was someone else who auditioned for the role but did not get it, her name was Sybil. Although I think Tanya is far better looking, I have heard rumors that there was a lot more going on under the covers (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) that helped Tanya land the role.” wrote one fan on her webpage.

good lord could that really be true? it would make sense considering the movie’s attempts at being soft core porn. of course the nominal word there is “attempts.” naked sheena? yes. naked vic casey? yes. two naked people getting hot and heavy? no. goddamm but it was agravating. stupid cock tease of a movie.

on the other hand dialogue such as the following cannot be discounted from the pro side:

“I’m done for, babe. And all I can think to say is–Shit.”

i bet vic casey was wishing he’d gotten sheena to put him on fire rather than receiving “fatal degree burns.”

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6 Responses to sheena: queen of the jungle

  1. michele

    um…you’re a queen. the both of youse.

    i think it’s funny that we both updated our pages AT THE SAME TIME. and then immediately all three of us commented on them.

    we are retarded. i love us.

  2. erica

    oh my, well now that all the posting is over for the day, no one will see this… or will yoU? i am unwise in the ways of your crazy posting world. anyway, i had to write about sheena. oh sheena, you are so brave and white and blonde!!! thank you for saving the black people while showing us your bronzed breasts! my favorite part was when sheena said “why do you stay with me, vic casey? you wanted to see the shaman but now you know she is dead! {paraphrased, of course}” and vic casey says “it’s called chemistry” and kisses her and she says “why do you press your lips to mine? mouths are for eating!” and then she says “wait one minute while i heave my breasts and pout my lips to make you think about blow jobs {ummm, paraphrased, of course}” oh, you crazy sheena.

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