ahhhHHH!!!! linda cardellini was at the Aidswalk yesterday being a guest of honor and then when Nuala and i were walking, she was suddenly there. being all walking too. and we walked behind her forever! i was so excited! if you do not know who she is (more fool you) if you look at this picture you will prob have a vague idea. but if you are in the know and look at this picture you will see why i was so excited. 🙂 yey! her bf was there too, jason segal also from “freaks and geeks”. and they were just walking along. walking. walking. me right behind them! it was super great fantastic! yes i realize my enthusiasm is a little out of control. shut your mouth.
and nuala saw some bison. (bison! bison! bison!) so she was pretty happy too.
speaking of the aidswalk though. i mean as long as we’re ON the subject. what the fuck is the point of the walking part is what i want to know. getting the donations is all well and good, but then once you have them what’s the point in the actual walking? it’s dumb. and full of blistery pain. couldn’t it just be like the aidsfundraiser? which is not to say that it was not a nice walk. pretty. trees. dirt. umm…the aforementioned bison. and the excitement lucky chance-o of walking behind linda cardellini.
but…i dunno. it felt kind of shunted into the park and it wasn’t like it was being widely covered by anyone who cared. and i didn’t feel as if i formed some deep bond with my fellow walkers in our committed fight against aids. mainly i felt that we all bonded over the fact that the promised “ice cream” was really just melted popicee in the plastic recepticles. and i guess if you are a huge honey roasted peanuts fan than they were handing those out and i saw some people making out like bandits running off clutching handfuls of the little baggies. but come on, were we on a plane? i think not.
cheapskates.
i got two free t-shirts though. free ones. i slept in one last night. along with my not so free lacy pink panties. yeah….you didn’t need to know that.
what else i did this fine fine weekend: spent entirely too much time next to a pool (all three days.) and went to a fascinating party at tracy and ian’s house in oakland. there was a guy there who i have to give mad props too. at first i was utterly flabbergasted by his clothing choices. but after a few minutes of adjusting time i was in awe. who could pull off an outfit like that? not many people let me tell you. definite flair. hmmm possibly now he will be reading this though, so perhaps i should feel slightly nervous about writing anything, since for some reason you bastards were talking about weblogs and now everyone knows i bite kristen’s ass. tragic. i am deeply ashamed. deeply i tell you.
you know what’s fascinating? the lengths people go to when talking about peanuts.
I am happy you were fascinated by our party. Thanks for coming! Oh, and the pants guy was Mark.
(whine)trrrraaaaaaaaccccyyyyyy, i KNOW the pants guy’s name. he’s got pants after all. pants and a half!
haha. Sorry.
Freaks and Geeks was my FAV show. I hate that it isn’t on anymore.
I think I like “pants guy” better. after all, ANYone could be “Mark.”
maybe it’s rude to refer to people by one article of thier clothing? then again…maybe it is rude to have conversations behind people’s backs online. wow. if that was ruled out as a form of communication i would have no email and nothing to say. EVER.
poor pants guy.
fave rave tracy! man i fucking loved that show too. aahhhh!! i saw linda cardellini and jason segal! why but oh why did i not say anything to them?! damn me!
“So…Linda Cardinelli.”
“Yes?”
“I see you’re here too at the AIDS Walk.”
“Yes.”
“Walking. Walkin for AIDS. Both of us AIDS Walking.”
“…”
“Linda Cardinelli.”
“…”
“And me.”
oh and it is marc. fancy end to the normal mark. marc with a “c”. but fancy pants is better, i think.
I walked with Linda Cardinelli once. She was my PE teacher in junior high school. Of course she went by Mr. Guzman back then. Hollywood!
We were both wearing fancy pants on our walk. VERY fancy pants.
I’m glad you told me to come to this comments page, Michele. I’m fitting in perfectly.
fancy pants is way better.
jason! you know i told you to stop your fibbing. besides, aren’t you supposed to be running in middle school pe? fibber. flipper! man…another good show.
(don’t anyone get kristen started on the cosby show. damn. do you think she’ll take that as provocation?)
what did your fancy pants look like, mr. shamai?
were they perhaps turquoise snake skin? because i would be very impressed if they were.
it was more the swing in my step that made them so fancy. It’s not the color of the pants, but the motion of the ocean. (Don’t steal that. It’s mine.)
i wouldn’t dream of it.
you should go make mucho comments on kristen’s page too.
http://www.cementhorizon.com/carthage.
i mean don’t expend all the waters of the ocean just pissing on my page. if you know what i mean.
1. the cosby show rocks.
2. I have turquoise snakeskin pants! except they’re a skirt though.
OH, and I was the first person to say “fancy pants” on this page. Thank you very much.
Hi, I never got a chance to talk to you at the AIDSwalk, but you were right behind me. I was just too starstruck to turn around and say something. But maybe we can go out for popsicles sometime? k thx bye
hear ye hear ye! i hereby proclaim tracy as super-specialist. not that she specilizes in anything per se. just that she is the special forerunner of the word “fancy.” she herself is rather fancy. i find her fanciful. not that i think she is deluding herself. or anything. or something.
Yes, Tracy, but I said it best.
you suXXXXXXXX!!!
(hopefully) is that a real email address?
But I have nothing to say on Kristen’s comment page. I’m kind’ve stretching it as it is.
you don’t say. coughlosercoughcough.
You should see someone about that cough….Loser.
eow boy, i don’t think i even know myself anymore.
this is the email kristen honest to god sent to the fake email address jason provided:
Hi Linda,
I was walking behind you at the AIDS Walk for almost the entire time and didn’t even recognize you. Maybe it’s because you were three dimensional, whereas on TV you have always been two-dimensional because of being on a screen. Or maybe it’s because I was walking with my eyes closed. Well, I am a pretty adventerous person.
Anyway I just wanted to tell you that I think it’s nice you famous people go out walking in AIDS walks with the rest of us. It makes me feel like one day I could be famous. Of course I know I can’t because of my religion (Our Lady of Anti-being-famous) but it doesn’t stop me from dreaming. Well I guess nothing should stop you from dreaming.
Well, I hope you have a nice famous life and keep making interesting television shows for me to watch after my church group meets.
Thank you for fighting AIDS,
your friend Michele
a hush falls over the site.
is it REALLY him? we wonder suspiciously. or is jason just playing a trick on us?
marc,
that’s ok since we don’t really know you either. maybe from now on you’ll just have to conform to your fancy pants stereotype for us. pander to our will. sell pandas. whatevs yo.
only….don’t actually do anything bad to pandas. cause i like them.
That Jason….what a card! This is *exactly* the sort of thing he’d do, isn’t it?
god DAMN Linda grew up good, huh?
I no longer have to feel all for feeling lecherous about her, now that she’s out of the 9th grade….
i know! isn’t she fucking gorgeous? i should have jumped her bones while i had the chance…..if only her 6 foot 5million boyfrind hadn’t been there all loooommmmyyy….
ian,
you will be growing a nice knot on your noggin real good too!
but i thought the same thing. hmm. it doesn’t even look like her. it looks like a super model.
she kind of looks like mariah carey. tube top, vacant expression…
this one’s even worse. with the model-ness:
http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=granitz&group=1442&photo=LindaCarde_Grani_483704_400.jpg&path=pgallery&path_key=Cardellini,+Linda
but then this one, she is all innocence and cutie patootie again:
http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=granitz&group=0693-wba&photo=cardeli2.ili&path=pgallery&path_key=Cardellini,+Linda
LINDA IS GEORGOUS AND VERY SEXXXXXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN GIRL I JUST WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.
OH BY THE WAY YOU COULD PROBABLY HYPNOTIZE ME IF YOU WANTED TO, SMILE FOR ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEEP MAKING MOVIES AND KEEP THAT SEXY VIBE YOU GOT(DON’T LET ME FORGET BODY).
LINDA IF YOU CAN PLEASE CONTACT ME , I WOULD LOVE TO JUST TALK TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT’S IF YOU GET A CHANCE, SMILE AGAIN (DAMN)!
MANNY
whooaaaa! wacky. does anyone else see this?
LINDA IF YOUR ARE READY THIS, PLZ CONTACT ME TO SAY HELLO!!!!!
MANNY
Manny,
Thanks. It’s always nice to hear from a fan. You seem like a sweet guy.
I check the web pretty regularly and I love to see sites all about me. Why don’t you make me a site? Just list it with Yahoo. Don’t worry–I’ll find you!
Linda
HELLO ONCE AGAIN LINDA. I JUST WANNA SAY THAT IT WAS AMAZING TO SEE THAT YOU ACKNOWLEDGED SAYING HELLO. THANK YOU! I ALSO WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR MY SPELLING ERRORS, I WAS JUST SO EXCITED THAT I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET THRU TO YOU. AND ABOUT THE SITE, I WILL START DOING EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO CREATE ONE FOR YOU. IS THIS SITE THE ONLY ONE THAT YOU RESPOND TO? I DON’T WANT TO APPEAR TO
STRAIGHT FOWARD AND SCARE YOU OFF (THAT’S THE LAST THING I WANT), BUT I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU AND SAY HELLO FROM TIME TO TIME. I HOPE YOU DON’T MIND ME CALLING YOU GEORGEOUS AND VERY SEXY, BECAUSE YOU ARE AND DON’T TRY TO DENY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE TRULY MEANT TO BE AN ACTRESS YOU ARE SO
VIBRANT AND SEEM CONFIDENT ABOUT YOUR ABILITIES AND WELL YOU SHOULD BE. WELL I HOPE TO BE HEARING FROM YOU SOON. ONE MORE THING- SMILE FOR ME!!!!!!
IT IS MY PLEASURE TO BE ABLE TO JUST TALK TO YOU.
BYE FOR NOW,
MANNY
HELLO LINDA –
IT’S YOUR #1 FAN, I WAS JUST WONDERING IF THIS IS THE ONLY SITE I CAN CONTACT YOU? HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON. TAKE CARE
MANNY
Hmmm…have I just stumbled across a weirdsville fan site? Perhaps I should be less ignorant being English but if Linda were really to read these pages surely she’d just laugh? Btw, if you do Linda, next time you’re in the UK give me a bell and i’ll buy you a drink!
Thanks, Ash, but I’m a teetotaller. I am fond of a warm glass of milk of an evening though.
Take care,
Linda
erm….my humble apologies then….. Nice to see you do read these things. Well done – keep up the good work! And its a genuine offer. If you’d like to visit my house is open next time you’re touring Europe. Its quite large and away from the madding crowd in rural East Anglia. Best wishes ash x
Happy Valentines Day Linda! I hope that he bought you flowers………
Love Ash xxx
Kisses from New Jersey, Linda.
Jason darling! I miss you so much! When are you coming back from New Jersey? I want to sex you wild.
Love,
Linda
Down Linda, down! How about a little love for Ash and Manny.
Nah – I don’t need love so much. A card or a call will suffice
To whoever sent the message to “Jason”: I appreciate that you like my work enough to visit this fan site, but please, whoever you are, don’t pose as me to send messages to your friends. It makes things confusing for my other fans, and it also makes my publicist crazy. Believe me, you don’t want to see him when he’s crazy!
Thanks for the well wishes from everyone.
Love as always,
Linda
Yeah, I don’t accept love from no one but the real deal. Don’t take their shit, Linda.
Thats a good point Linda. How do we tell the good guys from the jerks?
Love as always
Ash
Linda, I just wanted to tell you that I think that you are the most beautiful woman I have even seen, no kidding. I adore you and hope that your career will continue to get better and better, BTW, what is the motion picture you plan to be a part of?
Hiya Linda
Just wanted to let you know I’m still around, but I know you’re working hard. Make sure to have fun in the Sun, ok!?
Love and Light
netherland
rape my ass
hmm.. are you actually asking a country to rape your ass. Is this figurative like, “netherlands, tax me some more. Rape my ass.” or do you actually want that peninsula part to be inside your bum?
when i was in high school i once wrote an essay in which the point was made that “seeing a movie with spain” was a pretty stupid concept. maybe my grade would have been better if i had used anal rape instead.
Linda is my cousin and she rocks, doesn’t she? She is like the nicest person, and one day I totally hope to meet her and I am beyond jealous of you
linda? i just wanna say that i saw the trailer for scooby 2. luv the suit darl:) i’ll go see the movie and relay my comments here! um….i hope peeps still use this sit coz…it kinda seems abandonded what with the fact that no has posted since um…last year.yeah…
well, keep up the good work(i bet u hear that soooomuch;) ) and plez rite?
luv zoe #1 fan ofscooby movies and u
Hey Linda.
I saw you on ER. Your fine! Pitty people pretend to be you on the internet!
I’m your #1 fan from Northern Ireland. If you are ever here, I could show you around 😉
Ryan.
P.S Are you still going out with Jason Segal. Anyone can feel free to answer! Not like Linda Cardellini would ever visit this site, however I wish see woould vist Northern Ireland. Feel free to look me up. If I am ever in the USA I know I’d look you up. But no like a stalker.
Linda has the worlds greatest smile. It could light up anything.
You have to email me!!! I would love to talk to ya!! You are so pretty!!!!!!!! Plese email me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
for a brief shining moment before i realized what post this comment was on, i thought she was talking about me. sigh.
Is that the real linda C postin, really???
Linda C. freakin rox. I was OBSESSED with “Freaks and Geeks”. I am a “E.R.” fan and when Linda started on it, I was so excited. Linda, please email me!!!!!!!!
she’s on ER? huh. finally, finally netflix is mailing me the first disc of freaks and geeks. it’s taken them months. slow bastards.
…does anyone call you ‘sorry’ for short ever?
a moment of silence for the world’s greatest literary hero.
what happened to your comment?
i felt ashamed.
but we DO love him and it’s important that he knows it.
i do love you, sorry, i do.
i do! i do! i do believe in kiwis!
kiwis and buffy together! it’s wacky good times!
Linda,
I’m confused, I thought your last name is Cardellini? hmmm maybe I’m wrong? because on the opening credits of ER and Scooby Doo 2 it says your name is Linda Cardellini. I’m an ER fan, and I think your character Samantha Taggart is HOT just as Dana Foster or Staci Keanan from Step by Step. infact I know you once guest starred on Step by Step. anyway both ER and Step by Step are my favorite shows. I have a cockatiel named after Dana Foster. his name is Foster. I’m a bird hobbyist. and I’ve got a pair of Bobwhite quail named after another favorite star, Dick Van Dyke. I will get more birds this weekend. anyway Miss Cardellini or Cardinelli I just want to let you know that you are one of my favorite stars.
Sincerely one of your fans
Nathan
wow, big points to nathan for being the first fan to notice this.
I used to own a pair of Bobwhite quail, but I let my younger brother name them.
big fan!!
big fan!!
lo linda , if u actualy read this on this um.. not really easy to find , somewhat poorly inspiring url. I wanted to show some respect for ur work. keep up the good stuff hope to see/hear plenty of you in the future.
ps: ur eyes…….wow.
take care lots of love
Sky
dood! don’t diss my url.
Quote “Linda is my cousin and she rocks, doesn’t she? She is like the nicest person, and one day I totally hope to meet her and I am beyond jealous of you”
Yes she does holohan. That’s so great. Which side are you on, Her mom or her dad’s.
I loved Linda in Jiminy Glick, she cetainly the funniest character, but the most beautiful!
Linda,
I just wanted to tell you that I think that you are one of the most beautiful women I have even seen. I love you in Scooby Doo 2, and I adore you and hope that your career will continue. You are my all time favorite actress.
Lee
From Central Valley, CA USA
How i may contact the administrator of a site? I have a question.