rapscallions

today i am wearing a tanktop that has a comic strip woman graphic saying, “beat it punk!!!”

i am curious as to whether anyone at work gets the subtle implication that it might mean, “whack off and let me watch” instead of just “scram.” i am now very worried about the state of these people’s gutter minds. how dirty are they? could they possibly be as nasty as me? it doesn’t seem very bloody likely.

you know what else i am worried about? the fact that i haven’t really been updating the movies page at all. this bothers me. it’s difficult to update 2 pages. and i am lazy. ooo i suck. and speaking of things that suck, there’s this oyster farm in oregon which has a t-shirt that says:

Shuck Me

Suck Me

Eat Me Raw

Oregon Oyster Farms

Newport Oregon

how pleasing is that? pretty great. i am very tempted by it. which is not all that surprising considering that other one i have:

hug me

kiss me

lick me

suck me

blow me

fuck me

mind you that one goes from big letters to small ones. and i could be remembering it wrong. i really just have a fond recollection of the tiny one that says “fuck me.”

PS. I forgot, but i wanted everyone to go look at this link for my brother’s clothing company. just in case you needed any clothes. 🙂 i’m going to add it to the links on the right too.