ellie’s ok.

for all those who were concerned about ellie being fatally injured last night in baseball:

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hey there button. how you feelin? i am quite fine, just so you know. doing my ellie is clumsy at times and tumbles and bumps her head check in, hate to have to do em but am getting used to them.

this whole new structure of baseball is throwing me way off. i feel like now that we have actual teams and they play well that we now need uniforms and chew. maybe some silly mascot running around trying to make the park tramps cheer for their side, all the while trying not to fall over his big anime eyes and boobs (at this point you are to imagine some overly exagerated anime chick, big pouty eyes and porn star tits like only the anime chicks have, maybe that little white sheen in the hair to imply reflection caused by very healthy shinny hair and studio lights). ahh yeah, the big time baby, we are now in the show.”

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i think she has a good point about the mascot. maybe i could volunteer since i think my shins will crack in half if i play baseball one more time.