June 10, 2004 by

hellboy

5 comments

Categories: Movie Reviews

(metreon, with mom, snuck in, 4/15/04, 3:50pm)

i was so excited about this movie. this movie was hideously lame. much like jason right now is a gimp on crutches, this movie couldn’t amble if it tried.

the dialogue! oh crap the dialogue! it was like, “i am going to be extremely dead-pan humor, nonchalant hero, sardonic, laconic hellboy now. watch me drops these pearls of perfect script for you, oh wait, wait for it, i slipped and puked poop all over you instead.”

moral of the movie: what makes a man a man? (thus to grant humanity to the hell boy) the choices he makes, not how he starts, but how he chooses to end things. the end.

yeah, the lame choices, the bad acting, the stupidity, and bad fighting skills. heh. you suck, movie, suck.

5 Responses to hellboy

  1. Dianna

    I did!

    Mind you, I haven’t read the comics. It might be one of those things where it’s either fun and new, or a travesty, depending if you were already a fan.

  2. Jacob

    Wow… Not only didn’t like it, but HATED it? Perhaps you’re confusing Hellboy with another movie. Maybe you’re thinking of The Hulk or some such.

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