Brother calls as he is wont to do while driving around the country for his job. Today I attempt to get rid of him by saying I need to go back to writing my book.
You’re writing a book?
Like your memoirs?
Ha ha ha ha! What would that even be about?
Sat on the couch. Read a book. 2pm! Made cookies.
Ate most of the cookie dough before could turn into cookies.
2 cookies left.
Fish Styx was hungry! I fed him.
Not cookies. Cat food.
Had some cat food myself.
Have little to no shame left.