April 8, 2011 by

Pointy Ears Is Right, They’re Needed

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It was brought to my attention by Gene this week that some internet ladies had made an Elfquest teaser for their “movie”. I got desperately excited. I watched the mini teaser twice. I told people about it. I jumped up and down a little. I went and pulled out all my old Elfquest comics just to stare at them.

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CRAZY EXCITED.

Then I found out the movie was 4 minutes and 34 seconds long and I deflated. Long and high-pitched like a balloon, I sank to the floor a dried out husk of an Elfquest-less human being.

It’s still pretty. And full of hot hot elf girls (but NO Skywise, WTF?).

And anyway: WHERE IS MY REAL ELFQUEST MOVIE?

WHERE?!

One Response to Pointy Ears Is Right, They’re Needed

  1. berrybzz

    Seriously! I watched it yesterday. I mean I did oogle the girls but I’m sorry what was the point and why was it only girls? Damnit where was my Skywise and Cutter and Scout and man….

    You’re right! Where is the movie they’ve promised for so long. Bastards

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