Dungeon Master (DM): There’s a pond.
Nadiya (N): Are there frogs?
N: If I kiss one, will it turn into a prince?
Mel: I recommend she does that.
N (considers): I kiss a frog.
(pause while Gene rolls dice and we all hold our breath)
DM: You kiss the frog.
N: That was disappointing.
Jacob: What’s the roll for Prince? D100?
N: Should I kiss more of them?
DM: I was rolling to determine frog species for poison skin.
Elden: Bullet dodged, sexpot.