Dungeon Master (DM): There’s a pond.

Nadiya (N): Are there frogs?

DM: Yes?

N: If I kiss one, will it turn into a prince?

Mel: I recommend she does that.

N (considers): I kiss a frog.

(pause while Gene rolls dice and we all hold our breath)

DM: You kiss the frog.

N: That was disappointing.

Jacob: What’s the roll for Prince? D100?

N: Should I kiss more of them?

DM: I was rolling to determine frog species for poison skin.

Everyone: ……oh.

Elden: Bullet dodged, sexpot.