This is my illicit story which I probably really shouldn’t be posting but it’s too good to pass up. Also this story is kind of inferred from what I vaguely remember in my drunken haze. Only the photo is irrefutable.
At our 4th or 5th winery of the day–Jefferson Cellars, or something like that–I was pretty drunk. Mostly because I kept drinking Jason’s tastings as well as my own. No. Not mostly because of that. That was only like three tastings. It was really just the aggregate of all my tastings and champagne in the car.
Point is: Erica was texting with Jolie who wanted something scandalous to happen on this wine induced fog of impaired judgment. Her example was that Erica and I should make out in the stretch yellow Hummer. Well….we weren’t in the Hummer at that particular moment so we made do.
The Jason element was a genius move on Erica’s part. And Jolie’s reply was immediate and laughingly asked what else she should request if we were going to oblige her so quickly and in a most amusing manner.
Later that evening Jolie texted to ask if we did anything else sordid that Jason endorsed.
My reply: “Erica and I made out all day long, Jason’s thumbs are SO tired.”
FINALLY this photo comes forward! I was wondering where it went.
I think I was on the other side of the camera yelling “Tongue! Tongue!” That winery LOVED us, let me tell you.
Monticello! Close, though.
This is the hottest Monticello makeout since Hemings and Jefferson. I believe Jolie specifically requested that Shamai witness the event, but to me, Jason’s endorsement turns this kiss from something cheap and tawdry to something inspiring and, dare I say, beautiful.
Don’t tell Erica it’s up, she might make me take it down. ={} That’s supposed to be kissy lips, in case you can’t tell. Puuuuuccckkkering, puckering.
Monticello, ha! Of course. Sean made some joke about Jefferson on the way there or…while we were there…um, time went funny for me, anyway. I got confused.
Jason’s presence does lend the event a sense of grandeur.
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Wow… that totally didn’t workout. Was a text “thumbs up”… originally, that is.
I like it. It gives me a sense of excited underscored approval. Though without the grandeur that Jason’s physical thumbs gave me. (“That’s what she said.”)