Nyotaimori

on saturday when kristen and i were driving home from santa barbara, we pulled over at a rest area to use the, ahem, facilities. and when we got back in the car i was a little tired to start driving right away again so we decided we could rest just a minute before getting back on the road. we got to talking, as we do, and then we thought, since neither of us has REALLY kissed a boy before, we should teach each other how. well, a kiss turned into touching each other, and then we fingered each other and started rubbing against each other, almost causing orgasms. when i see her now, i don’t really think anything of it, but i’ve never said a word (till now)–and neither has she.

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ok so i’m sort of looking for a rapid response to this question from anyone who cares to chime in.

if my boss, who is a bitch, says that my department can’t pay off vacation leave like the rest of the campus does and that instead of working till my last day and then having my vacation time cashed out and ADDED to my paycheck, i have to take the number of vacation days which i have left BEFORE my last day, is it ethical to then say that in addition to the 5 days of vacation leave i’m also going to take my current leftover 4 days of sick leave? this would make my last day next tuesday. what are they going to do if i tell them i’m calling in sick the last 4 days i’m supposed to be working? fire me? whatever bitches. but seriously, how bad of an idea is this? i need opinions other than my angry own.

as most of you know i am going to two weddings this summer. my ex-boyfriend’s and my cousin’s. this is a cause for concern because they are two weeks apart and both in the northwest. the main thing i have to worry about is the clothing options. i love clothes.

both of these weddings are during the day and both are outside-ish. i saw this article today from msn.com and learned that bare shoulders is a no no. HA. what about bare asses people? don’t think i won’t do it. well, ok true i wouldn’t do that. but these shoulders of mine are going to be bare as a baby’s bottom. (yes i will be wrapping huggies around them for the day. crap those are white! i can’t wear white!) and men (ahem jason and jacob ahem) are supposed to wear seer-sucker suits. a great name for a suit. almost as good as six hour sex on the see-saw at the sea-shore. i told that wrong. i should have written it down like kati vol did. =P

anyway as my blue hair with stars stuck in and red and white dress was booed by the masses, i’m not sure what to do next. maybe it’s time to buy that pvc dress i’ve been eyeing. maybe erica and i should make our own costumes–dresses, i mean. dianna, what are YOU going to wear?

will my tried and true method of wearing lingerie to all major functions serve in this situation? i don’t see why not.

when baggity-baggity-o-branny tells you he is bringing Ireland to baseball, he does not fuck around.

kristen is wearing a ring lately of an owl to remind her to be wise and silent. and i found my ring of two people having sex and have been wearing it lately to remind me to be sexual. what does this tell us? that kristen and i place a huge burden upon our jewelery? or that i can’t rhyme? ok i think other things are telling us about my lack of rhyming ability. ahem. mean.

besides myself and maybe jenny, i don’t know anyone who watched firefly. what the hell kind of joss whedon fans are you people? anyway, i saw this today on nerdgirl’s page and decided to share because i thought it was cute. i also went and made my own little southpark version of my bro. but then it wouldn’t let me save the picture and i got irritated. he was holding a beer and everything. gorramit.

hmm i found this article on angel/the end of buffy too which was good and interesting, if you are a fan.

what is up with 73 tunnel road? i drive by there every day on my way to work and it has been vacant for like a year and a half. for a while it had a for sale sign but then that too went away. but no one’s moved in. can i move in there? i love that house. i want to understand why it is so still and silent and lonely waiting though. where are the owners? why do they not move in with the hustle and bustle and putting up of knick knacks and curtains? why not install a big four poster bed and shiny pots hanging in the kitchen? such a great house completely wasted on emptiness.

i want someone to find this and answer me and then GIVE me the house. chances of this happening? very low. i will try posting on cragislist about it too though. maybe someone will see it and know something.