this great aunt who i don’t think i’ve ever met except maybe once died recently. a couple of minutes ago i got an email from my mom saying that there are letters from Pennsylvania for my brother and me from some lawyer. could this potentially be a windfall inheritance? maybe i could buy the pink castle.
ARGH!!!
dammit. just got another email from my mom:
There will be money at some later date, but not now. Adam just got home and read his. She left her money in trust for Uncle John until his death. After that there are donations to charity and the rest is divided between your Grandfather Edward’s children or issue and Uncle Matt’s kids or issue. I would assume that Uncle John’s will be much the same so when he dies you will get a portion from each of whatever is left. I know that Uncle John had quite a bit of money, but he has been living off it in retirement for some time. No telling how much will be left whenever. and at the moment he is healthy except for some senility. No need to rush about for that.
Love,
Mom
fucking bitches. crushing my pink castle dreams in the sky. smunch! smunch-smunch!