Categotry Archives: General

dangerous brazillian jacobs!

donuts for the staff meeting today! donuts! and my stupid office manager gave them to ME to carry up to the meeting. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DONUTS!!

jolie’s back to being on the home page of ups.edu. go check her out plus the newly designed coolio webpage.

sunday evening risk game at jason’s house!

hmmm this is a 6 person game…which means….me, kristen, jason, jacob, richard? jolie? erica?? sean? man we have too many people to play risk! can we play on teams? or we could buy a second board…..logistics…..hmmm…..

you know what else i don’t like? speaking of things i don’t like. that thing on the mainpage of CH that says who updated last. man that thing chaps my hide. i mean on the one hand it’s very useful cause then i don’t have to go to all the individual webpages and check on who’s updated. but on the other hand it’s this constant battle to be on the top. king of the hill! top dog! princess at the top, pea on the bottom! i just don’t want to be the pea. it’s so dumb though. and overly competitive and brings home to me the fact that i am overly competitive and then i am mad at myself for being so and then i continue to update and comment and refresh and i feel bitter when i comment on someone else’s page and they they’re on top of me. but i do it anywy! argh! so dumb! grrr at myself!

apparently the car which was supposed to be back TODAY. is now a potential next tuesday. next fucking tuesday. how long has it been now? 2 MONTHS AND 4 DAYS!!! THEY SAID 15 DAYS ORIGINALLY! FIF-FUCKING-TEEN! ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! (picture angry tearing out hair michele.) i don’t even remember what it feels like to sit inside of my own car at this point.

this is my favorite line from the link to the deodorant stone thing of ian’s:

Hunters – rub the Stone over the entire body after showering – completely kills the human scent.

cause hunters are using this animal friendly product too. you can use tom’s of maine deodorant too. hey though whatever you do don’t get their fennel or gingermint toothpaste. good lord those things are naaaassty.

i was turning onto contra costa yesterday on my way to baseball and there was this big truck in front of me and the liscense plate was: DUCKS. and the holder thing said, “duck hunting rules! ducks ducks ducks.”

hoo boy, i said. hoo boy.