this was me three christmases ago. could i be so lucky to give makeovers to unsuspecting horrendously hung-over relatives again on christmas morning? we can always hope.
merry christmas everybody!
December 21, 2002 by
Categories: General
this was me three christmases ago. could i be so lucky to give makeovers to unsuspecting horrendously hung-over relatives again on christmas morning? we can always hope.
merry christmas everybody!
merry xmas, i miss you already.
Me too!
All right, now that michele’s gone, let’s knock over some furniture and kiss some ladies. For my part, I’m making acrostics with the themes of caring and forgiveness.
U-nderwear that smells
N-uremberg Trials
D-ina Shore
E-xcellent pudding this year, mum
R-ickets
S-evered Head!
T-ime for ANOTHER severed head!
A-nd another!
N-ow it’s time for reflection
D-ick
I-bid
N-aked Vagina
G-od was one of us (What if?)
C-an
O-peners
M-ake
P-eople
R-ealize
O-pen
M-eat
I-s
S-usceptible to
E-coli
E-lephant dung
M-anitee dung
P-arakeet dung
A-lbatross dung
T-iger dung
H-alle Berry dung
Y-Because we like you!
Ooooh, I like this game. Strong work Jason! Here is my personal contribution.
P-lease
E-at
A-ss
C-arefully
E-veryone
O-ffer
N-ot
E-nthusiastic
A-ss
R-avaging
T-oo
H-astily
I laughed so hard I cried.
I tried to come up with one of my own, but my pathetic scribblings were no match for the comic genius of you two. Keep up the good work!
Luv,
Mr. C
T-hanks
J-acob
M-uch
A-ppreciation
X-anadu
X-avier Cugat
goddammit. i keep trying but cannot match the brilliance of y’all’s. which is ironic since my first boyfriend used to communicate with me almost exclusively through acrostic poetry. he was a self-professed male model and “I don’t mean to brag, but I’m the popularist kid in my class.” we met, loved and parted online. ah, stoney.
Your boyfriend’s name was Stoney? Is he by any chance Stoney Mahoney, the brutal Irish cop from “The Flintsones?”
Are you in fact the head of Kristen’s Pistons, competitor of Spacely’s Sprockets and Cogswell’s Cogs on “The Jetsons?”
sadly, he was stoney as in stoned. that’s what the cool looked like in sixth grade.
P-rehistoric
I-rish
C-ops.
K-risten
L-oves
E-m
As in, “When you’re in a pickle of an argument with a loved one, the best mode of action is to employ caring and forgiveness.”
S-toned
C-harmer
O-pens
L-ungs,
I-mbides
O-pium
S-moke
I-n
S-ocial Studies
P-othead
O-rchestrates
L-arson’s
I-nfatuation
O-rganically
H-anna-Barbara
Y-erba-smoking
P-olice
O-fficer
G-arners
L-aurels
Y-ielding
C-annabis
E-xtra-
M-outhally
I-n
A-lgebra
S-oon
C-hrist
U-nleashes
R-evenge
V-ia
Y-oda
Oh wait, I kind of forgot about the caring and forgiveness theme. But then again, if there is any day for perversions…
C-hristians
H-ope
R-ejoicing
I-n
S-ong
T-ill
M-orning
A-ssuages
S-avagery
P-irates
A-void
R-evenge
T-hrough
Y-anni
Use of Yanni in conjunction with pirates is 10 points, and on the triple word score that makes 30.
Excellent work, Jolie.
Ok people, we’re kinda slacking on the acrostic poem business, dontchya think? Do we want Michele to be inundated with nonsense when she gets back to the land of internet connections or what? Here is my piece to get the ball rolling again. Let’s get crackin troops! =)
Peace and Love,
Jolie
N-aively
E-very
W-inter
Y-oungsters
E-lope from
A-cademic
R-esponsibilities
‘-till
S-pring
E-ntering
V-illas
E-mployed
P-eople
A-rrive
R-econditely
T-o
Y-ammer
Home
On x-mas
Langorous
Ice-filled
Days
Amidst
Yummy
Fattening
Oily
Oodles of
Deliciousness– by
Tuesday
I
Might
Explode
C-
H-
O-
L-esterol
E-rica
R-egards
A-ffectionately
O-h
B-oy!
E-verlasting
S-avory
I-ntestine…
T-oo
Y-ummy!
C-ramming
O-rifices
R-oundly
P-uts
U-ndue
L-ard
E-ver
N-earer
C-olon
E-xit
B-elly
E-xpanded
H-orendously
O-h
M-y
E-eeek!
S-illy
O-liday
O-pulence
N-ot Again!
P-eople,
S-pinning
Y-arns of
C-landestine
H-ymns
I-nvites
A-ssistance
T-hrough
R-andom
I-intrinsically
S-killed
T-herapists
hey, now i’m doing it…
crap! make it stop!!!!!
Please help me. All of these are great. I need one for my personal developement class tomorrow. Please please help me with this.
P-eople
E-volve
R-eally
S-lowly
O-ver
N-ations
A-nd
L-ive
I-ncessantly
T-o
Y-odel (or Yearn)
D-emocracy
E-spouses
V-ery
E-fficient
L-ines
O-n
P-eople’s
I-deal
N-ational
G-overnment