December 21, 2002 by

see ya’ll in a week

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this was me three christmases ago. could i be so lucky to give makeovers to unsuspecting horrendously hung-over relatives again on christmas morning? we can always hope.

merry christmas everybody!

26 Responses to see ya’ll in a week

  1. jason

    All right, now that michele’s gone, let’s knock over some furniture and kiss some ladies. For my part, I’m making acrostics with the themes of caring and forgiveness.

    U-nderwear that smells

    N-uremberg Trials

    D-ina Shore

    E-xcellent pudding this year, mum

    R-ickets

    S-evered Head!

    T-ime for ANOTHER severed head!

    A-nd another!

    N-ow it’s time for reflection

    D-ick

    I-bid

    N-aked Vagina

    G-od was one of us (What if?)

  2. Jolie

    Ooooh, I like this game. Strong work Jason! Here is my personal contribution.

    P-lease

    E-at

    A-ss

    C-arefully

    E-veryone

    O-ffer

    N-ot

    E-nthusiastic

    A-ss

    R-avaging

    T-oo

    H-astily

  3. Jacob

    I laughed so hard I cried.

    I tried to come up with one of my own, but my pathetic scribblings were no match for the comic genius of you two. Keep up the good work!

    Luv,

    Mr. C

  4. didofoot

    goddammit. i keep trying but cannot match the brilliance of y’all’s. which is ironic since my first boyfriend used to communicate with me almost exclusively through acrostic poetry. he was a self-professed male model and “I don’t mean to brag, but I’m the popularist kid in my class.” we met, loved and parted online. ah, stoney.

  5. jason

    Your boyfriend’s name was Stoney? Is he by any chance Stoney Mahoney, the brutal Irish cop from “The Flintsones?”

    Are you in fact the head of Kristen’s Pistons, competitor of Spacely’s Sprockets and Cogswell’s Cogs on “The Jetsons?”

  6. jason

    P-rehistoric

    I-rish

    C-ops.

    K-risten

    L-oves

    E-m

    As in, “When you’re in a pickle of an argument with a loved one, the best mode of action is to employ caring and forgiveness.”

  7. Jolie

    S-oon

    C-hrist

    U-nleashes

    R-evenge

    V-ia

    Y-oda

    Oh wait, I kind of forgot about the caring and forgiveness theme. But then again, if there is any day for perversions…

  8. Jolie

    Ok people, we’re kinda slacking on the acrostic poem business, dontchya think? Do we want Michele to be inundated with nonsense when she gets back to the land of internet connections or what? Here is my piece to get the ball rolling again. Let’s get crackin troops! =)

    Peace and Love,

    Jolie

    N-aively

    E-very

    W-inter

    Y-oungsters

    E-lope from

    A-cademic

    R-esponsibilities

    ‘-till

    S-pring

    E-ntering

    V-illas

    E-mployed

    P-eople

    A-rrive

    R-econditely

    T-o

    Y-ammer

  9. M@

    P-eople,

    S-pinning

    Y-arns of

    C-landestine

    H-ymns

    I-nvites

    A-ssistance

    T-hrough

    R-andom

    I-intrinsically

    S-killed

    T-herapists

    hey, now i’m doing it…

    crap! make it stop!!!!!

  10. Jenny

    Please help me. All of these are great. I need one for my personal developement class tomorrow. Please please help me with this.

  11. jade

    P-eople

    E-volve

    R-eally

    S-lowly

    O-ver

    N-ations

    A-nd

    L-ive

    I-ncessantly

    T-o

    Y-odel (or Yearn)

    D-emocracy

    E-spouses

    V-ery

    E-fficient

    L-ines

    O-n

    P-eople’s

    I-deal

    N-ational

    G-overnment

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