yesterday in my never-ending quest for the perfect suntan i managed to miscalculate the amount of protective cream needed on a region that seldom sees sun.
my ass is now the ass of fire.
incredibly uncomfortable, let me tell you.
but i suppose this is what one gets when the goal is to be suntanned all over, fair and balance.
‘stick it where the sun don’t shine’ is an imperative i taunt with my red and shiny bottom.
I always said you had a hot ass.
I always said you were flaming, you lezzie.
I always said your bottom was sunburned.
Ooohhh….I’ve been there, and it is extremely lacking in the ‘fun’ department. I would imagine, especially with the amount of time you spend on your ass, this is a very bad situation…hee!
When the time comes, can i help peel the skin off? I promise to be gentle, and discrete.
Aaron, now you’re being creepy
Look. I give up. Everything I do is creepy. OK, so let’s just move on.
Ouch. This is so not good. Reminds me of my first au naturale sunbathing session, where I most thoroughly burnt my derriere. I swear, it was the second most uncomfortable crisping I ever had.
The first place sunburn? Well, let’s just say I got that one the same day. And I had to sleep on my side for a week.
See? It could be much, much worse…
Hope this helps. 🙂
The obvious solution: More naked sunbathing!
Get that hot ass out in the sun more often and this burning issue will turn into fully tanned and naked more often michele situation. Good good.
for all the sun and fun lovin’ nudies in NorCal:
http://www.sfbg.com/nudebeaches/index.html
it didn’t even peel. sorry creepy aaron.
tom – now THAT is terrible. hope you suffered no ill effects. =)
jolie – SEXY!
cody – mmmm beaches…