sigh apparently none of you like me getting a new job either.
i am so bored, i am practically begging for comments. moan. so pathetic.
going camping soon! argh why is it only 3pm?!
July 25, 2002 by
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sigh apparently none of you like me getting a new job either.
i am so bored, i am practically begging for comments. moan. so pathetic.
going camping soon! argh why is it only 3pm?!
I got your comments right here!
man tracy, i hope that commment included agressive gesturing at your crotch region. because it always should. if there’s one thing i’ve learned, well–that’s it.
just for the record, i am actually pro-job and pro-porn. but you already knew that. seek gainful employment while watching barnyard animal fun! woo hoo!!!
maybe you should get a job in porn. piss everyone off.
i tried that already. you remember that porno i was in? superfreaks? super freaky. deaky.
She’s super freaky, YOW.
it would piss you guys off if i got a job in porn? sad future porn-starlet! hmmmm, any ideas about what my porn name should be? i’m afraid erica is a bit bland as far as names for people who are famous because they fuck people on film go.
Not true! You could be Erika Dropstrou, porn starlet supreme. The “k” is an important substitution, otherwise people will think you’re a horrible lay.
I always liked “Squeaky Polenski, the Polish Sausage.” But you can’t have that one. It’s mine.
ding ding dong! we have a winner! kristen please step forward to receive your prize for best porn name EVER.
by the by, i find it very amusing that erica and jacob are sitting in the same house making comments on my page/having a discussion. super sweet.
this was actually a nickname of mine at one time. we will not go into details there, I think.
I would like to get some informacion about facilities of job in porn in the middle Europe. If you have some offers,send me your mail with offers.
Something about me:
I am 24 years old man. I would like to do oral,anal and hardcore. I am look like very good.
If you have any another questions, send me them in mail.
Absint
holy shit.
im looking for job for porn movies can you help me to get that porn job i live in santa monica.
Hi Richard. A job in the adult film industry is not quite as glamorous as you might imagine. There’s a lot of hard work, a lot of elbow grease, and of course, a lot of lube. It is very difficult to break into the business as an actor/performer, but if you’re willing to work hard, you’re willing to work cheap, and you’re willing to spend some time as a fluffer, the business could be a great place for you.
Also, shave your pubes. It will make your cock look a lot bigger.
WITH REGARD TO PORN NAMES…I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO USE THE NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET AND YOUR MOTHERS MAIDEN NAME. I WOULD THEREFORE BE ‘FLUFFY LYES’, WHICH ISNT TO BAD REALLY, (BUT PROBABLY BETTER IF I WAS A GIRL,EH?
maybe you should get a sex change just to accomodate that.
You all should just come down to my party and have some fun yo!