i clicked on the the link to NinjaPorn today. thinking to myself, hmm, i forget what happened in that story. there was a tree, wasn’t there? and it went to a 404! NinjaPorn is gone from our lives! i’m pretty sure that i didn’t save that story anywhere else.
how sad. i am sad to have lost my porn of ninjas.
one thing i know from my long association with you: there will always be more ninja porn. why, just the other day we saw “elektra” together, after all.
This is why I want to go work for Archive.org
Ninja Slut crouches on her favorite hidden tree limb watching the travelers below her on a shaded forest path with an alert eye. What little of her eyes you can see, that is. Because she is, of course, wearing a black ninja mask to cover her nose, mouth, and forehead. Likewise the rest of her svelte form is clothed in black. Which really does nothing to hide her enormous breasts and gently rounding hips and ass.
Finally Ninja Slut can wait no longer. She drops down from her strategically high vantage point to land amidst the suddenly confused group of people. Swiftly Ninja Slut pulls out some ninja throwing stars and flings them at the necks of the five woman in the party; slicing open their jugulars and killing them instantly. Turning to the remaining three members of the party–3 fully endowed, brutally handsome men–Ninja Slut rips off her ninja gear to reveal a black bandeau top and black silk panties with “SLUT” and “NINJA” emblazoned on the crotch and ass respectively. The men’s grief-stricken faces instantly change to lustful stares and as if a silent signal has passed between them they begin closing in on her from three sides in order to trap her and rape her three ways to Sunday. Ninja Slut, far from afraid, just throws back her head so her glorious fall of midnight black hair cascades down her smooth shoulders and lightly grazes her butt cheeks. Instead of trying to hold them off, she welcomes them, with open arms…and legs…and mouth…and yes, even ass.
As the men violently use her body, thrusting their gigantic throbbing cocks into her, Ninja Slut is at first animated and enthusiastic. But quickly it becomes obvious that she is not finding any pleasure in the various couplings that are being performed. Eventually a bored look appears on her face and she even manages to yawn around one of the manly appendages. The men, sensing her lack of response become, if possible, even more heated and exhaust themselves trying to create new methods of sexual satisfaction to keep her amused. Imagine, if you will, the Kama Sutra gone very, very wrong.
Ninja Slut finally gives up even the pretense and says pointedly in her deep, sultry voice, “I’m sorry boys, but this just isn’t working for me.” And so saying, she does a couple of back flips to reach her pile of discarded clothing and gear, where she pulls out her sword and quickly dispatches each man by decapitation. “Hmmmmm….” she murmurs as she wipes the blood off the gleaming length of silver, “I just don’t understand what is missing.”
Several hours pass and when next we see Ninja Slut she is drifting languorasly in a blue lagoon as a gentle full moon shines down on her. Her body dripping with the pure, cold water, she rises and begins walking in the shallow pool towards the shore. The exposure of her nipples to the cold night breeze causes them to tighten into aching buds on her swelling breasts.
“OOOOOOoooooooo,” she shivers, and reaches up to gently brush the extended peaks. Her head falls back as she teases and twists her own nipples, and one hand slowly begins traveling down her body to finger her wet vagina. The center of her body, the moist swelling hole of all that is holy–Ninja Slut’s Cunt–oozes with excitement.
She flicks the tender outer nub with her finger, at first gently and then faster and faster and faster as frenzied waves of desire pound through her body.
Eventually to sooth the savage beast that has become her pussy, Ninja Slut stuffs her whole arm up to the elbow inside the hole. Even this doesn’t satisfy her.
“I need something bigger,” she moans with despair. Waves of frustration pass over her features as the unfulfilled lust gradually subsides.
Suddenly there is a rustling in the bushes! Ninja Hard-On steps out and with movements so sleek as to resemble a panther’s careful stalking of prey, he makes his way down to where the rippling waters of the lake softly lap against the shore.
“I believe that I am your man.” he proclaims. His expression is still and emotionless, but the gigantic bulge in the front of his pants belies his stoic ninja ways.
“What the hell.” Ninja Slut says in acquiesance, “I’ve tried everything else BUT another ninja.”
“And that was your mistake.” Ninja Hard-on says in gentle mockery as he drops his pants to reveal a cock that stretches eagerly towards Ninja Slut, almost managing to rub its striving head against her smooth soft stomach, even though 4 feet still separate the two ninjas.
“Holy Shit.” Ninja Slut breathes, while reaching out to pull the penis towards her. Taking it into her mouth, she mumbles, “Holy Shit.” again with cheeks like a squirrel because not only can she not suck very much of it into her luscious full, red lips, but she can barely even wrap her entire mouth around its swollen girth.
“Try that on for size,” Ninja Hard-On challenges, “if you dare.”
A flash of battle fever lights up Ninja Slut’s eyes and she eagerly closes the distance between herself and Ninja Hard-On, squeezing her way down his shaft to the base with both hands. Easily she swings one leg over the extended behemoth of a dick and straddles it on either side between her finely muscled legs. It buts upwards against her soft femininity, practically begging to be enclosed in those springy curls and lush vaginal lips.
“Lets’ see what you’re made of, hmmm….” She whispers sexily and not a little too cornily.
Ninja Hard-On throws her around and pushes her to the ground so she’s lying on her back with her legs spread and welcoming. Kneeling he shoves the tip of his pulsing cock into her soft, warm, (and dripping with pre-orgasmic juices) cunt.
“Take me! Take all of me!” He yells in triumph as he violently shoves the whole pulsating length deep inside her vagina,.
Ninja Slut screams out in pleasure and yells for the entire forest to hear, “Pork Me, Ninja!”
A montage of sex scenes follows which could go on anywhere from one minute to one hour. Various positions are used. Two notable examples being when they rig up a pulley system and lower ninja slut from the height of a tall tree onto Ninja Hard-On’s hard-on. And then at some point, Ninja Hard-On should definately be giving Ninja Slut some oral sex, and he should look up at her with orgasmic juices dripping off his chin and say, “You are so TOTALLY SWEET.”
And thus concludes Ninja Porn.
holy crap! you didn’t need to post the whole naughty thing here!
well, it’s ok, i guess.
hwee. thanks, gene.
holy shit, that is awful. i’m going to go shower with a brillo pad now. ewwwwww.
That’s the saddest thing I’m likely to see this year, you are a complete fuck up, and should have been an abortion.
Get help you sad cunt.
If you don’t think that’s funny, then perhaps you should take your brillo pad to your head.