in an effort to prove that i don’t hate kristen. or find anything funny about hating her.
while here i find myself constantly bringing up kristen in conversations. i’ll be trying to explain something we once did or her reaction to something similar. i look in stores and say, either to nuala or to myself, kristen would like that, should we buy that for kristen?
even more irritatingly telling in my devotion to kristen is a mannerism i didn’t even realize i was using of hers. licking delightedly at my banana chocolate chip ice cream in nelson two days ago i was moaning, ‘sooooo good.’ and hugh commented on how he was thinking of picking up my way of saying it. saying what?, i asked in confusion. he copied my ‘soooo good.’ holy crap, i thought, i’ve been copying kristen copying homestar runner. i now find myself catching it on the end of the ‘ood’ that i’m saying it again. i say it all the time. about all sorts of different things. and every time i curse kristen’s name a little. but it’s not with hate, mind, it’s with murderous fondness.
trying to kill me with your mind is ok, as long as you are also trying to shop for me. i want a penguin! but mine should be bigger than sean’s. see to it, women.
You could switch to “grood” if “sooo good” is becoming a problem.
Also, I want my penguin to be funnier than Kristen’s.
I guess this is the best opportunity I´ll have to get this off my chest: I hate Kristen.
now *that’s* funny. see, michele? learn from us. don’t revile us. we are comic gods where is my penguin.
I giggle happily. No one I know in SB is this funny. Damnit.
seriously, have you guys considered taking your show on the road?