current number of cats i’m living with: 21
you heard me right.
current # of kittens: 13
percentage: 61%
current # of cats sleeping on my couch: 5
current # of cats sleeping on me: 1
current amount of cat poop in house: immeasurable
old kittens:
christopher
daniel
george
brandon
erin and fiona
new kittens:
snow white and the seven dwarves
don’t be deceived. these kittens aren’t MINE. i’m just fostering them for ARF until they can be adopted. really, i only live with 6 cats. normally. that’s probably still not something to brag about. or even admit to. at parties. to strangers…
argh! would you look at that seductive damn look george is giving me. that cat is so punk rock. stop falling in love with me, george, you sultry minx.
i think you’re looking at brandon. it’s confusing, but the kitten name is below the picture, not above. so george is the one not really looking at you at all above the sultry minx which is brandon.
well, sure, I see that now. look at that shameless gigolo. obviously brandon. george is much too punk rock to give a look like that. you know what he’s looking at off camera right there? DRUGS. the drummer can totally help him score some blow.
Daniel is sprouting an extra paw. Where did he get it and what is it doing there?
that’s brandon reaching in to attack. ‘kitten attack!’, he roars. it sounds like, “mew!”
So freaking cute! I want one! I want one now! My sister got two new kittens why can’t I get one! Willoughby is losing his friend this weekend. He needs a new one.
I was trying to convince Garren that we should foster kittens too so that Willoughby has friends without adopting. He wasn’t so happy about the idea of a lot of kittens running around the house. Fool.
garren is a smart, smart man.
oh nuala, please adopt fiona!!!! (she’s the one in the front in the picture) i want to keep her but i can’t. she is so freaking cute and soft and lovely. or you could adopt christopher. or even george. i could adopt one for you and bring it down. argh, i don’t know how i will stand to give all the monochromes back on tuesday!
(some of the new ones are also very cute and i’m sure in 4 weeks i’ll want you to adopt one of them. seriously i’ll have the new ones until at least the first week of august, so if you want to come see them, you could.)
Man that is a huge temptation. I really do want to get Willoughby a girlfriend.
Maybe I should come for a visit
it kind of looks like you’re kneeling on one of them in that last picture. I guess that is inevitable with 21 cats in the house.
i do like to squish them.
well, nuala, fiona (the best of girl kittens) does go up for adoption on thursday. so if you wanted to accede to my demands of giving her a home, you don’t have much of a visiting window. she’s going to get adopted fast, i bet. as are all of them because they’re just too goddamn cute and soft. but then you would have two black and white cats. which maybe would be adorable, but if you wanted variety then not so much. of the new kittens there’s only 1 girl (SIX boys) and she’s the calico one in the pictures. she’s pretty damn cute and has very pronounced cheekbones so i think she’ll be thin-faced and sleek like her mommy when she grows up. or hey, don’t you WORK in a shelter down there? you could just adopt a kitten from your own town. 🙂
man, even I almost want one. and I would have to choose between a cat and breathing. but so cute! plus, 21 cats. I kind of feel called upon as a friend to take some away from you. luckily for you, I totally can’t.
george hearts you. punkily.