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November

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Keep in mind that I wrote a 50K word novel this month too. So my book reading stats may not be on par with October or even September. Or any of those other months this year which I haven’t gotten around to blogging about. But it’s still…you know, not bad.

OK, it’s pretty bad for me

Stats:

Books Read: 16 (+6 unfinished)

Books Bought: 6

Books from Library: 14

Books Loaned/Given: 1

Money spent (approximately): $40 (Better than last month! Also read less this month and bought way less. Stupid book from Australia being all expensive. Shipping costs. Pah.)

Favorite Books: Halt’s Peril by John Flanagan, Alcatraz VS the Knights of Crystalia by Brandon Sanderson, and Rapture of the Deep by L.A. Meyer

Other Worthies: Runaways Vol. 1 by Brian K. Vaughn, Let It Snow by John Green et al., Leviathan by Scott Westerfield, The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks by e. lockhart, Girl at Sea by Maureen Johnson, My Bonny Light Horseman by L.A. Meyer, and Ouran High School Host Club #13 by Bisco Hatori.

Least Favorite Books: UGH. Her Fearful Symmetry by Audrey Niffenegger, Liar by Justine Larbalestier, and The Hollow by Jessica Verday.

NOTE: I am going to diss A. Niff in graphic terms below with spoilers. So read on at your peril after the SPOILER warning which I’ll provide.

Books remaining on To-Be-Read-Shelf: 20

Number of Boxes of Books for Sale: 6 (am going to Powell’s after a Christmas spent in Grants Pass, OR)

As for the books I liked: Halt’s Peril was the one I ordered from Australia. It’s a series about this group of archer/woodsman/peace-keeper men and one of them in particular from when he starts training up until the current book where he’s off on missions. It’s book 9. They’re kind of fabulous. I mean, they’re pretty badly written but I am engrossed all the same. I like the repetitive nature of the snarky conversation between the three main characters. And I’m totally excited for the next one where the girls will be in it again, even if I have to order it from Australia again because they are way behind in publishing here.

Alcatraz VS the Knights of Crystalia is also a book from a series which I love. It’s the third in Sanderson’s books about a boy named Alcatraz who has to protect the world we know and the world a cult of evil Librarians has hidden from us. They control all the information in the world so it’s not so surprising that there’s a whole continent no one knows about somewhere down by Australia. Seriously, Librarians are evil. It’s genius. Also it’s written well and the main character has excellent presence within the point-of-view writing.

Lastly, Rapture of the Deep by Meyer is ALSO a series book. It’s the sixth in the series about a British girl who joins the Royal Navy back during the Napoleonic Wars and has adventures in the navy, on pirate ships, a slaver, a whaler, the Mississippi, etc. In this one, she’s diving for treasure down off the coast of Florida and gets into trouble with the Spanish Navy, the British Navy, and some pirates. With deep sea diving! These books are great for giving the reader a strong, young female character who fights, sings, is unapologetically sexual, and makes her own living. The only thing I don’t like about them is her love interest: Jaimy. He annoys me. I like most of the other guys she makes out with though–and there are a lot of them. A girl’s got to use her charms, after all.

As for the bad: Jessica Verday’s book, The Hollow, was just plain awful. Totally juvenile in plot and writing. I couldn’t stand it. Liar, by Larbalestier, I was trying because she’s a member of John Green’s writing group and I’ve been trying books by all of them lately since I am fascinated/obsessed by their society. But I couldn’t deal with the entire conceit of the book. Was it true, was it not true, what was true? I really do not like lying.

********SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER*************

Her Fearful Symmetry. ARGH. You know what? I loved The Time Traveler’s Wife. LOVED it. But this sophomore effort on Niffenegger’s part failed to live up to that book in almost every respect. The language was pretty enough, I suppose. The problem was that I was presented with a whole cast of characters that had almost no redeeming qualities. Yes, literature can show us bad things and horrible people, but I don’t LIKE that kind of book. I think a book should be escapism and present us with good things happening to good people. They can meet bad people and have set-backs, but they should triumph in the end. Good should win. In this book, I could see by about the middle that nothing good was going to happen to the main characters, but I kept reading. Then a couple chapters from the end it was made absolutely clear to me that the love triangle between the guy, the girl, and the girl’s mother’s ghost was going to end with the mom killing the daughter, stealing her body, and getting back together with the guy. SERIOUSLY? First off the whole love triangle thing was just wrong on so many levels to begin with. She was DEAD, fer chrissake’s. And also it was her DAUGHTER. I cannot deal with dysfunctional families in my escapism whether it’s books or movies. And I could not deal with this. I skimmed through to the end and threw it down in disgust. Except really I treated it gently because Ellie loaned it to me and I didn’t want to ding the cover. But I wanted to fling it as far as I could into a muddy puddle. Stupid book.

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NaNo Complete (and naked sushi)

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On Monday, three weeks after I started writing my NaNo novel, I reached 50,000 words. I was with Christine at the time in downtown Pleasant Hill having just eaten Coppa Mista gelato which is DELICIOUS even if I did once refer to it as Camel Mist to Long-Hai and Jason to make them laugh and like me (it worked).

So: 50K! Undertaking complete. I feel kind of let down now and resistant to reading it over because I’m worried about how bad it will be.

A lot of people over the last 3 weeks have asked me why I’m doing this and what I will do with the novel when I’m done. My answers have been flighty and disjointed, I think. Really, I did it because I could and because it was something inexpensive to free (only had to buy things at coffee shops sometimes) and it gave me something to do this month so I could feel productive and less bored. Also it was competitive, and I am not above that. I especially like it when I win.

Now people have started to ask: What will you do next? and When can I read it? As to the first: maybe write something else. I have more plot ideas for mainstream fiction as well as my graphic YA fantasy novel which Long-Hai has promised to illustrate. Though…I feel it will be difficult to get him to work on it as he’s always busy with so many other projects. And I never really told him how long it will be.

When you can read it–sometime soon, I hope. I need it to sit for a while and then I need to read it all and revise some things. After that maybe I can start sending it out to people. It was a project just for myself and for fun, but I’m not averse to people reading it. I don’t expect to ever edit it again or try to publish it or anything like that. So as long as people read it just for enjoyment and not critically, I have no problem with sharing it (though I’ll have to see when I read it if it IS actually enjoyable.)

And speaking of enjoyable things. Gene sent me a link to pictures of naked girls covered in sushi (nyataimori) this morning. My hero. I share one of my favorites with you. Note the sushi in hands.

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Birthday List

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Top 10 Reasons Gene’s Birthday is Great.

10. He turned another year older which Kristen is grateful for because apparently being the same age freaks her out.

9. He’s older than me now also and I can mock him for a good 2 and a half months until I too turn 31.

8. Beer.

7. Adam got drunk enough day of to blearily agree to drive me to festivities on day 2.

6. Beer (I did have 2, it counts twice)

5. Beatles Rock Band in 3 part harmony

4. Spatzle

3. Apple Struedel

2. Pictures

1. New Moon came out!! Go Go, Team Jacob!

Happy Birthday, Gene!

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NaNo Tangent

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Brother calls as he is wont to do while driving around the country for his job. Today I attempt to get rid of him by saying I need to go back to writing my book.

You’re writing a book?

Yeah.

Like your memoirs?

Ha ha ha ha! What would that even be about?

Sat on the couch. Read a book. 2pm! Made cookies.

Ate most of the cookie dough before could turn into cookies.

2 cookies left.

Fish Styx was hungry! I fed him.

Not cookies. Cat food.

Had some cat food myself.

Have little to no shame left.

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One Week In

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It’s the seventh day of NaNo. On the 7th day in the Bible, God rested. But not me! I NaNo’d.

It’s going pretty well so far. I’ve maintained my one chapter/approx 2,000 words a day plan. Frankly I’m kind of impressed with myself. Which, you know, is why I’m sacrilegiously comparing myself to God.

A lot of time this week was spent trying to convince Kris that we should pull an all-nighter write-in at a hotel. Nuala! Get us a hotel room with a view! We could order room service and write. And maybe take a bubble bath and sleep on a heavenly hotel bed. I do not know why I am so obsessed with hotel rooms lately. But I wish someone would oblige my desires.

Current Word Count: 16,043

P.S. Happy 30th Birthday, Jason! 7th day of the month: Jason and Josh were born. And then God rested.

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Girls

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I remember back in the day when I was just entering into my teenage years of angst that the thought of additional girls to my maternal extended family was enough to drive me into a rage of epic proportions. I liked being the only one; I craved being special. Some of this could be blamed on hormones, but mostly it was my extreme hatred for anything new that would change my established routine and experience. Now that I’m older (and wiser) I’ve come to see that girls are GREAT. What’s not to love when new additions to the family included Katherine, Lacey, and Isabella?

And soon now (well in March) there will be another girl! A new baby niece to adore and I am so excited. Kudos to John and Katherine for procreating females. Girls rule, boys drool. (Well, really all babies drool at first).

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Not Katherine’s fetus.

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